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The Fresh Prince of Darkness

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

I work quite a bit, more so than most people my age, but my causes are always good and the reward is always worth it. I enjoy the simple things in life, not neccesarily because I am a simple person, but more so for the reason that I'm pretty easy to please. I'd like to think that I have accomplished quite a bit in a few short years on this earth, and I'm only getting better with time. My freinds are some of the best you can find, and there is never a dull moment when they are around. I've got a couple tattoos here and there, with all intents to get quite a few more, I love music and movies, I mean who doesnt love cheap, campy slasher movies and minute long punk songs....oh..yeah...all the people who suck.aim-resjrsz yahoo-son0fthunder

My Interests

Music (Bass Guitar), Film, Underwater Basketweaving, White Zombie, Bad techno remixes of popular songs, anything that bleeds for 7 days and doesnt die, Chicken, Black people with white limbs, the real solution, number 9, the letter A, Taco Bell, the atkins diet, losing weight, not being fat, being fat and proud, being fat and naked, being fat period, www.slavelabor.tk, being your boogeyman, being MY boogeyman, figuring out where to put the boogey, Pie. Technopopapocalypse, selling 400 dollar camcorders to 10 year olds, dating their mothers, not having to pay child support, the tendercrisp bacon cheddar ranch, learning lifes lessons, finding someone whos life gave them vicodin, people who cry after giving head, staring at the ceiling, living room lamp jousting, zippo fireballs, being handicapable, shiney shiney people, burning hippies at the stake, laughing at "vampires", marching on washington, marching on washington to make vampire hunting legal, becoming a mad rapper, becoming at least a "partially angered" rapper, getting lost in traffic, getting lost in my car, getting lost in the bathroom, gay people with straight penises, strawberry milkshakes, overcoming gravity, songbirds sweet, sour jane, pleasures spiked with pain, laptop surfing, 2 liter stands, unicycles, boycotting DVDA.

I'd like to meet:

Art Alexakis, Adam Duritz, The burger king.

Music:

I dont prefer any certain type of music, Rockabilly, Punk, Metal, you name it, even some country

Movies:

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Television:

I dont watch television, I really dont care who the next (insert coveted title) here is.

Heroes:

R.I.P. Barry Keith Barron My father is my only hero, however, hero indicates that he was more than human...the fact is my father was nothing but human, he made mistakes, he hurt, he bled, he cried, and somehow still managed to smile at his son, knowing he was dying. Because of that, I know that I can never live up to the man my father was, but I can try my hardest every day to live my life in the way he did, He lived in his heart, and thankfully thats something I got from him.

My Blog

Get the point

Ex means no more, you seem to forget I broke up with you. I dont want to be with you, I dont care about your opinions, I dont care about your thoughts or anything of the sort. I dont fucking care. Sto...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Darkness on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 08:17:00 PST

The one survey a year.

merry christmas Michelle The Rules are: Once you have been tagged you have to write a blog with Ten, weird, fascinating random facts about yourself. At the end, you choose ten people to tag and write ...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Darkness on Sat, 15 Dec 2007 07:47:00 PST

Gonna pay for this shit?

Cold and frosty morning,Theres not a lot to say,About the things caught in my mind,And as the day is dawning,My plane flew away,With all the things caught in my mind,I don't wanna be there when you're...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Darkness on Thu, 13 Dec 2007 09:10:00 PST

The ballad of my best friends and I.

Soon I'll be dead, I'll lay in my bedI've made in my years, I won't shed a tearWe're all guilty anywaysThe dumb games we all playAll tarnished and scarred, when did life get so hardWe'll drink to auld...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Darkness on Wed, 05 Dec 2007 10:19:00 PST

Yeah dude, I rock.

SO, What we learned today is to not cut off police officers, $123.00 tickets suck, no matter how funny it may or may not be at the time. On a side note, I have teh mohawk. I dunno if I like it quite y...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Darkness on Wed, 17 Oct 2007 11:38:00 PST

I told you once

Noone like you would ever get behind me, remember that.
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Darkness on Tue, 09 Oct 2007 09:13:00 PST

Haha

I once had a girlfriendBut then one day I dumped herAnd everywhere I go people would ask me where she wasI don't want to talk about herSomeone always asks about herSo I tell them all: my girlfriend's ...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Darkness on Wed, 03 Oct 2007 02:03:00 PST

Born just a little too slow

So anybody want to buy the unfire?
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Darkness on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 11:00:00 PST

Dude!

Greg the bunny is the greatest fucking show ever. pick it up on dvd..I fucking love it. We had a Pontiac Grand Prix today...frickin sweet...cant wait for my new car.   side note, fuck Kanye, and ...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Darkness on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:04:00 PST

The happiest place on earth part one

First night in orlando = success. we spent all day getting ready...got my insurance and registration renewed...as well as took care of an oil change and all the supplies. we finally left around 11...a...
Posted by The Fresh Prince of Darkness on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 12:54:00 PST