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About Me


My name is Ashley but a lot of people call me Ashka. I have a strange enslavement for lawn gnomes. I like drinks with the little umbrella's but I'll pop a cap in someone's ass for a shot of Wild Turkey. My favorite sport is thumb wrestling. I write opera's. I can watch 60 Minutes in 30. I breed award-winning oysters. I play a MEAN skin flute. ;) I lead the elderly in Barry Manilow karaoke and then we play bar bingo. I have a "thing" for Neil Diamond and Rick from The Casualties. I once defended a small village in the Amazon from an army of ferocious red ants by using only a garden hoe and a glass of water. I rock. Test me with an aluminum baseball bat and a hand-crafted cane, I'll beat you like the step-child you wish you weren't. Call my bluff, I dare you. That's all.
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Fucktards that like to have fun. And the following people...IF ANYONE CAN HOOK ME UP WITH THIS MAN, I WILL BE FOREVER IN DEBT TO YOU.

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Things To Do Before I Die

- build a catapult- learn to play bass like Les Claypool- tour with Dropkick Murphys- swim with sharks (in a cage)- go on a Segway tour- curl- shoot a gun- find Jesus and/or Waldo- star in a movie wit...
Posted by on Sat, 13 Dec 2008 09:33:00 GMT

Boyfriend Application

Boyfriend Application Fill This Out. Answer Honestly   1. Name? 2. Age? 3. Birthdate? 4. Are you single? 5. Current Location? 6. Orginally From? 7. If you could live anywhere, where would it be?...
Posted by on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 06:47:00 GMT

Warped Tour 2005

Here's some pics from Warped Tour 2005. Big up's to Tony, Pko, Wes, and Tracee (the fools I went with) that made it fun. Oh yeah, I forgot to mention that we had been drinking beer all day so we...
Posted by on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 22:53:00 GMT

The Truth About MySpace

I saw this and had to throw it on here. It's just so fucking true!!   Top Ten (and more) Myspace Cliches1. Little high school kids who have pics of themselves with beer or any other kind of alcoh...
Posted by on Sun, 09 Oct 2005 01:10:00 GMT

Dead Bodies Exhibit

So the other day, my friend Kim and I went to visit the "Bodies" exhibit at the Museum Of Science and Industry in Tampa. The exhibit was of real human bodies that have been somewhat mummified and petr...
Posted by on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 12:48:00 GMT

This Survey I Took

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Ashka VodleyBirthday:September 9, 1981Birthplace:North York, Ontario CanadaCurrent Location:my guest bedroomEye Color:brownHair Color:blackHeight:5'9''Right Han...
Posted by on Tue, 19 Apr 2005 00:24:00 GMT

FUCKING DO THIS SHIT

Why not... 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. Do you have a crush on me? 5. Would you kiss me? 6. Give me a nickname and explain why you picked...
Posted by on Wed, 09 Mar 2005 16:47:00 GMT