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Bonk

THE ORIGINAL HEADBANGER!!!!!

About Me

im BONK!!!!! u prolly know me from the games named after me cuz they were wild and crazy like me! i AM the original party animal baby!!! theres always lotsa stuff goin on in my world, mostly tryin to hunt down the hotties and avoidin getting turned into a dino meal. king drools the only real challenge in my life and hes a real freak, all dinos are, but i can always get a good laugh or good fight out of him! hes pretty crazy too, i mean the dude broke moonland in half and chained it to the bottom of the ocean once! hes too serious most of the time and is kind of a sore loser but hes always good 4 a workout.
enough about drool, if he wants 2 brag about himself he can make his own page! lets not 4get that ive stomped evry one of his schemes 2 take over the world despite great danger to myself...it wouldnt b fun otherwise!
oh and thx 2 my friends bomberman and higgins 4 helpin me with my myspace page! they put up some stuff 4 me but it wasnt rly my style so i lerned 2 type and do it myself. big shout out 2 my good buddies!!!

My Interests


women, fighting, eating, ladies, running, swimming, babes, hunting, sports...did i mention women?

I'd like to meet:

id like to meet

ZIDANE

in a one on one head buttt contest!

oh and i cant forget about... HOT BABES cuz thats what all Neanderthals love!! but who i rly want 2 meet is a woman whos a real amazon! i want someone who can keep up with me, who has the strength of a woolie but still looks good in a sabertooth bikini bottom! all the better if u can speak instead of just grunt.


watch the trailer 4 my new game!!



add me as a friend & i just might give you A FREE T-SHIRT!!!

Music:


anything loud and simple, drums r my favorite! gimme 2 bones and an old skull and ill show u how 2 have a good time!

Movies:

Bee TV Volume 1



Hudson goes to sunny San Diego! Our luscious E3 babes, Yoi and Chyna go shopping, check out the 2006 Brew Conference and explore the sights of this beautiful city, while Dave checks out the craziness of Comic Con!
quest for fire, clan of the cave bear, the land before time, tomb raider, any indiana jones movie.

Books:


reading is boring...not enough ACTION! i love movies, but staring at words on paper puts me 2 sleep. comics r great tho, i rly like conan and red sonja and comics like that, lots of action and not wordy!

Heroes:


My Blog

Bonkayasha

One of Bonk's best friends and protégé is Ali G. A charismatic wannabe thug and a caveman being homies? That usually has the same remote chance as one of Olsen twins befriending half a Ritz cracker. E...
Posted by Bonk on Thu, 11 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

New Years gone awry

                 Ryan Seacrest and Dick Clark hosted the 2006 New Year's Eve party. The only one to not get the memo was Bonk,...
Posted by Bonk on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 10:25:00 PST

Extreme Makeover

Due to his success on Wii's VC, Bonk was recently invited by a home make over show to inject some of his retro style into a room. The producers loved it. In contrast, the owner of the home was in shoc...
Posted by Bonk on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 10:29:00 PST

PS3 n me wait n Japan

Wazup dudes!! Da PS3 came outs n Japan lass week. Iz wonted onez butt da linez iz 2 long. So I pay a guy 5 hole yen and ramen. He waz coo wit it, buttz the weatha waznt. Its rained. A lot.  I got...
Posted by Bonk on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 05:23:00 PST

yipppeeee and wiiiiii!!!

Me friendz Bomberman n Higgins surprized mee at Chili'z and tolds me I'm comin 2 da Wii! Dey notz onlee gotz mee a multen chocalate cake but dey gots mee a Wii as well. I wants to thank eurbody 4 der ...
Posted by Bonk on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 02:39:00 PST

King Drool is crazy man!!!!!

     Wuzup dudes!!! B4 I looze my attension I needz to tell u bout King Drool. I migh be da 1 burnin through scenes  but hes the one blowin all the fire on and ...
Posted by Bonk on Sat, 21 Oct 2006 05:34:00 PST

the return pt 3!!

yo yo yo peeps! bonks got the last part of the Bonk's Return story and im hooking u all up today!!  last time i told u about drools plan 2 take over moonland, hes a real jerk i know.  today ...
Posted by Bonk on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 01:19:00 PST

the return pt 2!!

hey everyone, bonks back with another piece of the story!!!  i wuznt around 2 see this part so im just tellin u all what I found out after it wuz all over.  those eyes watchin me were on a s...
Posted by Bonk on Mon, 21 Aug 2006 01:56:00 PST

the return pt 1!

sup guys and gals!!!  im chillin like a villain and ive got something wicked cool 4 u all!  my new game Bonks Return is comin out on mobile soon, so i felt like tellin a story 2 let u kn...
Posted by Bonk on Wed, 09 Aug 2006 09:47:00 PST

cool caveman game!

hey guys and gals i just found a great game!!! its not very hard u just have 2 think like a caveman 4 a while! so check this game out and youll get 2 see what its like 2 live my life!!http://www.bbc.c...
Posted by Bonk on Wed, 26 Jul 2006 11:46:00 PST