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Christopher Burgart

Often Imitated But Never Duplicated

About Me

Only my 21st day on myspace and as much as I hate to admit it, I like it. It IS a great way to meet new "friends" and keep in touch with old ones.
About me: You either hate me or you love me, there's really no in between. I might come across as an asshole when you first meet me but, really, I'm not. Once you get to know me I'm actually a pleasure to be around. I'll admit, I'm pretty superficial but I'm attempting to change. I'm trying to find the good in every person I come across even if there is none. I'll say something like, "that's a very nice shirt", even though I'm thinking, "H&M is the European Old Navy you stupid bitch". But at least I made them feel good and that's the point.
I'm now living in Los Angeles and I'm going to make it happen. Yaddadamean?
You can now watch my commercial - Just click the "videos" link.

My Interests



The Best Costume on the Planet
Pictures of Me

The San Francisco Giants - The Best Team in Baseball

San Francisco - The Best City in the World

I'd like to meet:

On Friday April 21st, Bill O'Reilly talked shit about me on his Fox News show, The O'Reilly Factor.
You can watch what he said at the following link:
The O'Reilly Factor

Music:

Watch the Johnta Austin Music Video where I play the boyfriend of Mel B./h3?
















Movies:


Action Scarface Heat Pulp Fiction The Score Star Wars (all 6)
Comedy Scary Movie 2 Dumb and Dumber Zoolander Wedding Crashers
Drama Boogie Nights City of God Requiem for a Dream
Weird Labrynth Ninja Scroll Ghost in the Shell The Dark Crystal

Television:

Click the above video link to watch my commercial. Or you can click the Videos Tab at the top of the page and search under "Planned Parenthood".
Was watching TV today and happen to come across the commercial on MSNBC but not the way in which I had expected to see it. The ad was being shown on a news program. The topic of discussion was the "controversial" Planned Parenthood commercial that is encouraging young adults and teenagers to be sexually promiscuous. The program had a priest and a college professor debate both sides of the issue.
Personally, I feel the only thing Planned Parenthood is encouraging teenagers and young adults to do is to practice safe sex and I think the commercial clearly conveys that. You be the judge.

Books:

I am now in the November issue of Stuff Magazine as a Vampire. Page 104. Check it out.

Heroes:


I am excited to say that the National Weather Service has finally named a hurricane after me. I predict that Hurricane Chris will be one of the most powerful of the 2006 season. My hurricane will then make a resurgence in 2008 in Latin form as Hurricane Cristobal. New Orleans beware.