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Bert McTuff

Do you have a truck?

About Me

Is it over yet?

My Interests

Sleep mask, black out curtains, silence. Starbucks. Chips and salsa. Hotels with good toiletries I can stock up on. SWA drink coupons. Breville blenders. Pumpkin Pie. the recent addition of google chat...

I'd like to meet:

My mind. I lost it. Completely.

Music:

oolooloo? I want a pietaster boat show, badly. It depends on my mood, but my ipod saves me from the tour...yes, I block it all out while deafening my self a bit.

Movies:

Oh so many. Fight Club, Closer, Love Actually, LOTR, Princess Bride, Harry Potter 1-all, RENT, Devils Advocate, Thomas Crown Affair,

Television:

whatever shows I can get on dvds and can watch on my comp on planes. Greys, Bones, Outrageous Fortune, Rome, Six Feet Under, the L word, Flight of the Conchords, Law & Order, CSI, Little Britain, Family Guy, Stella, so on and so forth.

Books:

All of Chuck's books, but Haunted was a bit much. And I love me some Harry Potter. Carl Hiaasen is needed for FCC travel. A Long Way Down, Kitchen Confidential, Illusions, my beautiful cookbook collection.

Heroes:

This is our snake Elvis...we feed him squirrels

My Blog

"There is nothing to do in a Hospital at 4:30am"

I wrote this last week. The whole flesh eating bacteria thing was unique. Another good story for the kids. The battle scar will be fantastic, though I need a great story to match it. So far I'm keen ...
Posted by Bert McTuff on Fri, 05 Sep 2008 10:48:00 PST