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I AM, [Teh-Monster]

-To Each His Own, I Suppose...

About Me

| I'm A Philosopher | I Think Alot | I'm An Easy Going Guy But I Have A Problem Of Reading Into Things | I Get Moody At Times And I Tend To Take It Out On The Innocent | I Try Not To Hurt Anyone | I Cherish Friendships And Love, As Well As Life | Insult Me And I Will Not Deny It Because I Just Don't Care | Compliment Me And I Will Not Know How To Take It | I Live Off Of Making Everyone Happy | I Hate When Others Are Sad | I'm The Guy You Can Call At 2AM And Wake Me Up Just To Talk | I Don't Care What People Think Of Me | I'm My Own God | I Am Shy Around New People And I Hide Behind A Wall Of Security | You Will Have To Work Very Hard To Get My Trust And Once You Do, You Will Never Get Rid Of Me | Just Because I Tell You Things Doesn't Mean I Trust You, Maybe I Just Want To Talk | I Have A Low Self Esteem And When I Insult Myself, I'm Not Looking For Compliments To Cheer Me Up | I Do Stupid Things All The Time And I'm "Fun To Be With" | I Can Make You Laugh And Cheer You Up Or Ruin Your Life | I Believe In True Love | I Hate People | I'm A Hopeless Romantic | I Believe In Chivalry And Honour | I Often Wander To The World Inside My Head | Thats About It??

My Interests

| History - More Importantly, Ancient History | War - Epic Wars Of The Past Influencing Life As We Know It | Life - I Spend Most Of My Time Thinking About Life And Love | Pirates | Ninjas | Death And "Afterlife" |
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this is my skank.
this girl is the shit.
and she owns my heart... and also my soul!
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I'd like to meet:

| My Evil Twin | Anyone From My Favourite Bands| Capt. Blackbeard | Jesus | Heather | JTHM | GIR | Emily - My Sister 3 |

Music:


AC/DC
Adam And The Ants
Aerosmith
Alien Ant Farm
Angry Amputees
Arkham
Avenged Sevenfold
Bachman Turner Overdrive
Beachboys
Big Wreck
Billy Talent
Blindside
Blink 182
Blue Oyster Cult
Boston
Clash
Coldplay
Collective Soul
Dag Nasty
David Bowie
Doobie Brothers
Dropkick Murphey
Electric Six
Everclear
Fastball
Finger Eleven
Flatliners
Flogging Molly
Gob
Goldfinger
Gorrillaz
Greenday
Guns N’ Roses
Iggy Pop And The Stooges
Jet
Jimmy Eat World
Kansas
Kim Mitchel
Kiss
Korn
Led Zeppelin
Less Than Jake
Lit
Lynard Skynard
Mathew Good Band
Mighty Mighty Bosstones
Millencolin
Money Money
Oasis
Our Lady Peace
Paparoach
Pink Floyd
Planet Smashers
Police
Queen
Radiohead
Ram Jam
Ramstein
Scars Of Life
Silverstein
Slipknot
Smashing Pumpkins
Steve Miller Band
Suicide Machines
Sum 41
System Of A Down
The Aquabats
The Arcade Fire
The Birthday Massacre
The Cars
The Distillers
The Hives
The Outfield
The Strokes
The Vines
The Who
The Yardbirds
Transplants
Trooper
Vandals
Van Morrison
Violent Femmes
Wheezer

Movies:

| SLC Punk | Star Wars | Nightmare Before Christmas | Bad Santa | Anything with Pauly Shore | Fubar | Shaun Of The Dead | Napolean Dynamite | Team America | South Park The Movie | Batman (any and all) | Clerks | Chasing Amy | Mallrats | Man On Fire | ...There Are More...

Television:

| Family Guy | American Dad | That 70's Show | CSI | Corner Gas | The Simpsons | Drawn Together | ...Tv Isn't Really My Thing...

Books:

| Romance Of The Three Kingdoms | Lord Of The Rings | Abels Island | Farewell To Arms | Harry Potter (Yes, I'm A Nerd) | The Chrysalids | Anything By Edger Allan Poe | Anything By Doctor Suess | JTHM And Other Comic Masterpieces By Jhonen Vasquez |

Heroes:

| Manny Calavera | Guybrush Threepwood | Han Solo | Ron Burgandy | Mathew Lilliard | Mr. T | David Hasslehoff | Juan Calavera 3 | Genna | Laura | April | Emily - My Sister 3 | Ramon Perez | Jhonen Vasquez | Ma Chao - "For Justice!" | Knights Of Olde |

My Blog

Bah!!

ok...I haven't written anything mostly b/c I've been busy with school and stuff and nothing interesting has happened to me! the other night I was given the opportunity to drive down to the local sh...
Posted by I AM, [Teh-Monster] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Am I Stupid?

Semester 2 started today...hurray! I'm in co-op this semester, so I'm not gonna be at school and I get to go work...(without getting paid...bastards). Me and my friend had 2nd+3rd off today so we w...
Posted by I AM, [Teh-Monster] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Go ME!!...

So I was beating the crap out of my brother, ninja style, when all of the sudden his friend jumps onto my back and tries to take me out...we get into some huge tussle which I win and I use his back as...
Posted by I AM, [Teh-Monster] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My Eternal Boredom Strikes Again!!

So I was sitting there, watching all the little ads go by on the myspace bar thingy and then some "SHOOT THE BALL IN THE HOOP AND WIN A PRIZE" thing comes up! i start clicking randomly and I'm shottin...
Posted by I AM, [Teh-Monster] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

MY STORY!!

There once was a ninja named jason...Jason was no ordinary ninja...he was not bound by the ninja code and he acted freely upon his own wants and desires...one day, jason met a pirate...the pirate look...
Posted by I AM, [Teh-Monster] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The well water is fucking with our minds...

I go to a hick school in a hick town...my school is surrounded by fields...EVERYBODY in my school is labeled...and dumb as a brick... We were having some discussion about videogames rotting our bra...
Posted by I AM, [Teh-Monster] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

hitting on...car seats...

sitting in a tim hortons parking lot, I'm sitting there and I look over at the car beside me. The windows were tinted and I saw something blue. i thought it was a hot girl. so I started 'strutting' my...
Posted by I AM, [Teh-Monster] on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST