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Baby Gorilla

I am here for Networking

About Me

I'm a f*ckin monkey, what else do you need to know? I crap whenever and wherever I want, I masturbate at inappropriate times, and I can eat the sh!t out of a banana.

My Interests

I smoke rocks

I'd like to meet:


You Are Mr. Burns
Okay, so you're evil...

You have big plans to rule the world, and you'll destroy it in the process if necessary!

You will be remembered for: the exploitation of the masses

Life philosophy: "One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar." The Simpsons Personality Test

Music:

Indian Hip Hop. Yeah, that crap actually exists

Movies:

Porn. Especially Bukkake. And if you know what that is, you too are a pervert.

Television:

CNN, The O'Reilly Factor, Flavor of Love; you know, the good shit

Books:

Books? Books are for idiots. I get all my information spoon fed to me by the media

Heroes:

My lover, Niki'

My Blog

Friendship

What the Fuck is a blog? Who came up with that shit? And yeah, you just wasted about 10 seconds reading this. You should've known better. Some people gotta learn the hard way. You actually thought I w...
Posted by Baby Gorilla on Fri, 03 Nov 2006 07:38:00 PST