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hmmmm....lets see, i love a crisp golf shot, style, back dimples, marinating, giving myself "the stranger," the little things, feeling buttery-soft, wet wipes, optimism, loyalty, coining one-liners, collecting gypsy tears, getting chesty, manscaping, Diversey Harbor, texting, Chicago summers, cougar hunting, Vail's back bowls, getting proximity-fucked, back dimples, befriending industrials, McDonald's breakfast, fish-hooking my friends, recessed filters, piercing blue eyes, minimalist design, getting my head scratched, sour patch kids, sarcastic narcissism, spray butter, trancing out, clowning, a good man-gina, tight vintage t-shirts that are one size too small, Vlasic dill pickles, back dimples, flip-flops, peacockery, swearing, e-bay shopping, loofas, boating ANYWHERE, Heinz ketchup, Da Bears, working out, amazing cuddle sessions, Sunday Fundays, dance parties, laughing so hard it hurts, whoever is resonsible for the spawning of the women in Arizona, back dimples, Ketel on the rocks, helping lost children, 2% milk, cheap Italian dressing, spending too much money on denim, circa early-to-mid-90's Champion NBA jerseys, the color pink (yes, i said pink bish), shopping (yeah, I said that too), college Game hats that used to be white, girls that wear size zero, Patron shots, back dimples, getting weird, pastels, crop-dusting, pretending I don't like romantic comedies, genuity, Da Bulls, Vitamin Water, french fries, low profile tires, high profile women, wine and movie nights, Halloween, a great kiss, The Playpen, day-drinking, dutch ovens, making people laugh, shady doctors with no conscience, back dimples, pillow talk, Pequod's deepdish, Dags thincrust, Da Cubs, swanky lounges that play house music, dive bars that rock 80's jams, Illini basketball, sneezing, cranberry juice, a beautiful girl in a pair of worn jeans and a skin-tight t-shirt, a sincere apology, petite brunettes, frat dudes, North Avenue Beach, back dimples, sports dynasties, having monogomous relationships in the winter, Camelback Mountain, Crimson Tide football, playing bags, good BYOB sushi restaurants, street fests, salmon, beer gardens, being a little too honest, being way too awesome, a healthy argument, the word "dope," trance bishes, back dimples, and the overuse of the "dot dot dot"...just to name a few.HALLOWEEN 2006...CREEPFEST.DISINTERESTS, PET PEEVES --- Crocs (i mean, c'mon...really?), buying batteries, muffin tops, haters, most mash-up DJ's, Monique, Star Jones, Rosie O'Donnel, cock-blocks, city road rage (congratulations idiot, you are gonna get to the next red light faster than me), dishonesty, private myspace pages, guys that grunt in the weight room (we all know how strong you are, douche), running late, bad service, fat people that complain about their weight and do nothing about it, country music, Mind of Mencia (talking like a metally retarded person is funny when your 8 years old), Kendra and the fat one from Girls Next Door, chicks with dicks, cats, cheap asses, gypsies, bad traffic, pigeons, jealousy, disloyalty.....