Sports, cheesey reality tv (I love you Daughtry), karaoke when I'm blacked out, working out, basketball, flag football, softball (I'm an intramural junkie), golf, dressing mr. fizzle, feeding guests til they cant eat anymore, making sushi, laughing at english bulldogs, costco, buying shots of patron when I'm already shitfaced, Jack Bauer, day drinking during the summer, loving the cubs from april-june and then hating the cubs july-sept, Chris Farley, blue moon, playing pranks, eating green olives when a shot goes down bad, Washing my hands before i piss (trust me it makes sense), steamed artichokes, trusting too many people, cooking with my friend Soy Vay, heckling Antoine Walker, Bears, Bulls, ebay, vintage t-shirts,playing bags and demoralizing people, espn, ping pong, annual dells trip,
I'd like to meet:
friends (with benefits), girls with lower back tatoos, wear tight white pants with no underwear (all guys love it!), who are not scared of implants, work out daily, have back dimples, preferably blue eyes, enjoys watching espn, knows how to budget, doesn't need make-up, who won't go through MY texts, would go fishing, who hasn't slept with any on my friends, who can talk her way out of a speeding ticket, who doesn't bleed once a month...but can if something regretful happpens, who is not embarrassed by my actions at sporting events, who will let me be single in the summer, who doesn't shit...ever, has a great smile, can't be a sox fan, likes soy vay "very very teriyaki," and cool dudes who have been preconfirmed "cool." On a serious note, even though the above is mainly true, I'm just here to extend my network (of good looking friends). I also want to meet the second dancer in the video below....sickest dancer ever!
Music:
Hip hop remixes, Chili Peppers, Outkast, loungy music, old school Metallica, Coldplay, Toots and the Maytels, Lenny Kravitz, 2pac, Al Green, Alice In Chains, Bob Marley, Santana, Kanye West, Common, old school DMB, Dre, Eminem, Snoop, Erykah Badu, Clapton, John Legend, Lauren Hill, Luda, Matisyahu, old school Pearl Jam, Sting/Police, Phil Collins (shhh),What i hope my daughter looks like...Farley reincarnated
Movies:
Crash, Return to Paradise, Nerds, Lord of the Rings, Shrek, Oceans 11, Rocky IV, A Bronx Tale,
Television:
Ali G, Deadliest Catch, 24, Idol, Curb, Entourage, Family Guy, The Office, friends, OC (shhh), PTI, Lucky Louie,
Books:
Moneyball, Blink, Bringing Down the House
Heroes:
Michael Jordan and my Mom
