Unky Christos

Where to begin... I was born in Greece, moved to the U.S. when I was in second grade. I am very superficial, selfish, self centered, and arrogant. I am an asshole, I get excessively drunk at inappropriate times, disregard social norms, indulge every whim, ignore the consequences of my actions, mock idiots and fat people, sleep with more women than is safe or reasonable, and just generally act like a raging dickhead. I am kind of a big deal, and most likely much cooler than you.