Stormy

I am a dynamic person, often seen sharpening knives and tuning fiddles. I can grill a better steak than you and will stifle my laugh when you try to prove me wrong. I drink good beer like its my job, and I'm not waiting for Godot. I once made bread rise just by staring at it, and I admit that I shot J.R. I know the words to Dixieland Delight and yes I will make you sing along. I can make men run at the mere mention of Alabama and won't apologize when you find out I've been living in your hometown for 6 months. I can't keep a secret but always have every intention to. I'll show up late to your wedding, sit in the back row, then drink all of your beer at the reception. I live. I laugh. I love. And I listen to better music than you. Also, my best friend could kick your best friend's ass.