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16284897

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

In life I've been lost down every road I've Followed. That hasn't stopped me from traveling those roads. But here I am, taking the roads less traveled. I'm just sick enough to be completely confident.

Yeah i'm a smoker, I smoke about a pack a day, usually Camel Filters. I did some math and it turns out I've smoked about 51,100 cigarettes in my lifetime so far, thats 2,555 packs averaging $3.50 a pack, I've spent $8,942.50 on cigarettes in my life time so far. At five minutes a cigarette, I've spent roughly 255,500 minutes smoking, thats 4,258 hours, or 177 days.

I drink quite a bit too, usually stick to whiskey & beer, but I can't leave out flaming Dr. peppers, Irish Car Bombs, jager bombs, Bloody Marys, and of course white russians. I'm confident that I have drank enough to get the whole state of Rhode Island drunk.

My Interests

SEX, DRUGS, and ROCK N' ROLL.....other stuff to like clubbing baby seals, taking candy from babys, starting forest fires,....LOL.

I'd like to meet:

People

Music:

Queens of the Stone Age, Kyuss, Nirvana, Nofx, pennywise, Bad Religion, Mondo Generator, The Screaming Trees, Alice in Chains, The Living End, The Offspring, Green Day, The Cure, The Dead Milkmen, The Eagles of Death Metal, The Damned, the Humpers, Osker, Ten foot Pole, Pearl Jam, My Life with the Thrill Kill Kult, Mr Bungle, Primus, David Bowie, NIN, Danzig, Everclear, The Giraffes, Smashmouth, Guttermouth, The Pixies, The Doors, The Pie tasters, DVDA, The Vandals, The Desert Sessions, Type O Negative, TSOL, Apocalypse Hoboken, Boston, Caustic Soda, The Misfits, Wizo, Butthole Surfers, CCR, David Bowie, The Dan Band, The Distillers, the Dwarves, masters of Reality, Pantera, Johnny Cash, the Meat Puppets, Snoop Dogg, White Zombie, Mudhoney, The Blood Houndgang

Movies:

Orgazmo, Run Ronnie Run, Evil Dead, Army of Darkness,Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Where the Buffallo Roam, Anchorman, BASEket Ball, Trainspotting, Saving Silverman, Super Troopers, Club Dread, Puddle Cruiser, PCU, Harold and Kumar, Dude wheres my car, the Machinest, American psycho, Kids in the Hall Brain Candy, Full Metal Jacket, Waiting, Identity, Highlander, anything with zombies and twisted world perspective.

Television:

The Colbert Report, Law and Order, The Naked Trucker and T-bone Show, Mr. Show, SNL, Lost, The Kids in the Hall, Upright Citizens Brigade, Family Guy, Futurama, South Park, anything on vh1 or comedy central, oh yeah Mtv bites ass, cuz I can still remember when they played Music videos.

Books:

In Cold Blood, I lucifer, Grapes of wrath, Da vinci code, Heavier than Heaven, Journals, Of mice and Men, and many more.

Heroes:

Hunter S. Thompson, Fat Mike, Kurt Cobain, Sam Kinison, Josh Homme.

My Blog

Measure 50 and other social issues

So I'm a smoker. I've accepted it. Everday I spend between $3.69-4.50 on a pack of Cigarettes depending where I buy them. And the State of Oregon thinks I can afford another $.85. And Why are the...
Posted by 16284897 on Thu, 11 Oct 2007 12:50:00 PST

Stoned Immaculate

I fully believe the greatest video game console ever created is....The Nintendo 64. The greatest first person shooter is in fact not Halo, but PERFECT DARK 64. Its simplistic and beautiful, the greate...
Posted by 16284897 on Sat, 06 Oct 2007 01:36:00 PST

Cake and Sodomy

So I'm drunk. Big suprise after multiple Rum and cokes, Jager bombs and Beers. I made it home. And I drove so fuck you all....LOL. So out of the five people who said they would show up at the Holiday...
Posted by 16284897 on Sat, 11 Aug 2007 12:39:00 PST

Fuck Country Music

So its western week at the Grocery Store I work at. No problem, employees can now get away with wearing jeans and country-esk shirts and hats instead of the normal uniform. But did they have to chang...
Posted by 16284897 on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 11:20:00 PST

Space Cadet

I'm tired. I'm stoned. I'm kinda drunk. Feeling so sedated. Mildly intoxicated. Listening to Kyuss.   I don't know what I'm Blogging about. I really haven't decided on a topic.   Top Ramen...
Posted by 16284897 on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 10:48:00 PST

The World owes me so FUCK YOU

I hate my job. Everyday I'm there I die a little more inside, even on the seldom slow days. My job use to be alright until they changed the Procedures for sanitation. Now my job is harder, struggling ...
Posted by 16284897 on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 08:50:00 PST

I saw a story on the news......It twas Glorius

  I saw this on the news tonight, a group came to Portland. And the brought with them an agenda. They are offering drug addicts money. In return all the drug addicts have to do is stop repro...
Posted by 16284897 on Wed, 12 Jul 2006 12:39:00 PST

Day one at the Justice Center

So it was around a 100 degrees today, and at about 2pm I thought to myself, Man I should have brought a jacket or hoody cuz its a bit chilly. Yes I wasn't burning up in the heat with the rest of you. ...
Posted by 16284897 on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 02:50:00 PST

The Eagles Of Death Metal

So last night at the Crystal Ballroom I met the devil. Well Jesse "the Devil" Hughs, The front man of the Eagles of Death Metal, Outside the ballroom, when he got out of the tour bus and walked up the...
Posted by 16284897 on Sun, 11 Jun 2006 07:43:00 PST