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About Me

i'm funky, not a junkie (but i know where to get it)

i like my coffee black, just like my metal

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My Interests

→ BONEAGE; BLUNTAGE; BOOZAGE; BONDAGE.

I'd like to meet:

Music:

Movies:

→ too many.

Television:

→ METALOCALYPSE, beavis & butthead, the simpsons, robot chicken, futurama, anything on adult swim, cops, divorce court, jerry springer, harvey birdman: attorney at law, ren & stimpy, ahh! real monsters, pee wee's playhouse, flavor of luv, wonder showzen, queer as folk (r.i.p.), south park, family guy, aqua teen hunger force, sex & the city, six feet under, daria, public access, everything else pretty much blows. i also don't have cable at home.

Books:

→ the exit collection, disco bloodbath/party monster, long hard road out of hell, choke, franny and zooey, cut, naked lunch, a clockwork orange, the hanged man, a million little pieces, dantes inferno, the davinci code, catcher in the rye, requiem for a dream, running with scissors, where the red fern grows, picture of dorian gray, trainspotting, american psycho, ecstacy, fight club, invisible monsters, lullaby, ed gein - psycho, the acid house, calvin and hobbes, preacher, american hardcore, survivor, hannibal, haunted, on the road, fear & loathing in las vegas, stranger than fiction, haunted, anastasia krupnik, thus spoke zarathustra, better than sex, alice in wonderland

Heroes:

& my dad ^^(the one getting his hair lit on fire)^^

My Blog

dazed and confused

death has been lingering in the skies lately.then again, it always is.Wednesday, August 1, 2007Virgo (Aug 23 - Sep 22)Set aside your analysis and just allow your feelings to flow, even if you don't kn...
Posted by the grace of spades © on Thu, 02 Aug 2007 08:37:00 PST

"fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, you're cool and fuck you"

it's kinda funny when all the dirt gets uncoveredim ready to close it all off
Posted by the grace of spades © on Sat, 23 Dec 2006 06:29:00 PST

GWAR

fuckin' RULED.
Posted by the grace of spades © on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 07:12:00 PST

HALLOFUCKINWEEN

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Posted by the grace of spades © on Thu, 02 Nov 2006 06:50:00 PST

grace's mysterious hair disappearance

the story goes like this: i woke up with an un-dreadable nest of hair attatched to me and realized it was time for it to go. the winter for some reason with scarves and all makes my hair so succeptabl...
Posted by the grace of spades © on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 07:27:00 PST

abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz

[A is for age:] seventeen[B is for beer of choice:] such a hard question...cheap beer of choice is yuengling, balentine or pbr, but if i had it my way all the time it would be heineken, lone star, gui...
Posted by the grace of spades © on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 07:34:00 PST

set the dial to slow yearn

your back curves like a creeping vine with the answers in the fluid in the stem of the spine in the black-coffee bowl of your eye why do you overestimate the size of the lie?ive seen the dangers of yo...
Posted by the grace of spades © on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 11:32:00 PST

my new year

i normally hate the typical new years in winter, i've always considered my new year beginning right after my birthday on september first. fall being my favorite season always reminds me to start getti...
Posted by the grace of spades © on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 09:56:00 PST

the devil drives

lately, lately we haven't been at our bestand maybe, maybe we had it coming for a long timeeverybody hopes that life is like a dancer's pirouettewith grace we've dodged each conflict and decision that...
Posted by the grace of spades © on Tue, 25 Jul 2006 11:43:00 PST

slow it down, read the sign so you know just where you're going

summer. insanity.lamb of god and slayer ruled.too much to accomplish and too much to see in so little time.still no job.still no kitten for my depressed fat cat. still no ipod.still, more importantly,...
Posted by the grace of spades © on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 08:35:00 PST