Some people find it strange that I have such a bright outlook on life considering the fact that I tend to get involved in murders most weekday afternoons, but thats what valium was made for right? Just another perk of being a doctor. I do love a bit of morphine too; don't tell Steve though, he's a bit of a hardass when it comes to that kinda stuff. That Dr.Chachi off Happy Days is down with it though.
Anyone who can manage to stay alive more than a day or so after I meet them. As long as its not that bitch Jessica Fletcher, what an amateur, shes clearly just in it for the cash.
Jazz, particularly Glenn Miller. I also play the oboe.
This is my son Steve. He's a cop, and a bit of a gimp too. Not nearly as popular as me. This is Jesse. not much else to say, kind of an 'also-ran'. This hot little peice of ass is Amanda, she's a doctor too apparently. She's also my most regular booty call provided I can jack enough viagra from the hospital that day. This is Dr.Chachi off Happy Days. He's the Fonz's cousin you know!! Apparently some bitch called Joanie is well into him.