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J-dub

Flesh is for zombies...Go Vegetarian.

About Me

I was born. Then I grew up. In between... stuff happened. I watch tv in the dark and run with scissors. I wear more than one collared shirt at a time. I can't spell. I am late. I mooch. I believe that children are our future and that the future is bleak (and illiterate). I honk. I sleep late and wake up groggy. I shower less often than I should. Cereal is my favorite snack - mostly because I'm lazy. I forget to return things that I've borrowed. I don't say please or thank you. I am a bad son, a bad seed, and a bad sheep. I am self-centered and hystrionic. I flaunt my large vocabulary. I am a snob. I am terrible at correspondance. I can't parallel park. I forget things. I get distracted. I say neither please nor thank you when I should and I repeat myself. I have poorer self esteem than I should but oddly, I'm really cocky about a lot of things. I'm a snob and I repeat myself. I get hurt by the things that I do. I barely know myslef and rely on Jonathan to know me better than I know myself. I love my friends and have little morals that cannot be bent to help them. I should not be alive but I am and every day I am awestruck at the world - poorly made though it is and can feel the walls of time fall away at the sight of sunlight on the freshly-wet grass, or light on a cloud, or the frailty of a sparrow as it fluffs itself up in the cold, or the furtive green flicker that crowns a sunset... all these things strike me mute until I find I've nothing to say at all.

My Interests

Parks. Pools. Passion. The Beach. The 80's. TEXTING. Sleeping. Fashion. Soft Hands. Astrology. Psychology. Electronica. Japanese Culture. Architecture. Thrift stores. Thunderstorms(back home). Wearing Hats. Staying up late. Impersonations. Different People. Old man clothes. People watching. Tea and Krumpets. Grand Manier. Anything acoustic. Vinyl. Dressing up/down. Making people laugh. Good conversation. Waisting time in the car. Inveinting new words. Dance offs(cause I always win.)

I'd like to meet:

blog

I have my soulmate Jonathan, everyone else is just icing.
Basic Survey [ 87 questions]
** basics **
Name:: Justin S. Welch
Nickname:: Judd, J-dub, j., and even to some as Pakeesha Packston
Location:: LA LA Land
Gender:: Mail
Birthplace:: Iowa
Birthstone:: Topaz?
Birthday:: 12-01-77
Sign:: Total Sag.
Righty or Lefty:: Lefty, and you know only left handed people are in their right mind.
Screenname:: [email protected]
** your looks **
Height:: 6'3"
Weight:: 185lbs.
Shoe size:: 11
Hair Color:: Dark brown
Hair Length:: Backwards mullet
Eye Color:: Hazel
Size:: Huge!!!...gigitty, gigitty.
Glasses:: Sometimes.
Braces:: for 3 years (anyone remember rubberbands? Those were a bitch.)
Piercings:: 7 at one time, over it now tho.
Tattoos:: 5
** fashion **
Where do you shop:: I love thrift stores, but almost anywhere.
What do you usually wear:: t-shirt and jeans kinda guy.
What kind of shoes do you wear:: depends on the outfit.
Do you wear a watch:: yup, but I'm still always late.
Color you never wear:: I really have never worn pink, not that I'm scared.
Color you wear at least once a week:: Black
Something you wear everyday:: my tats.
Do you wear make up everyday:: Hell to the No.
Make up essential:: Burt'sbeeswax
Most cherished piece of clothing:: right now, the hat Jonathan let me borrow.
You wouldn't be caught dead wearing:: a leotard...nuff said.
Do you wear belts:: studded baby.
Do you wear hats:: all the time.
How many pairs of shoes do you have:: Ah, I'm gay...more than most girls I know.
** music **
Favorite kind of music:: House&"real"hip hop.
Least Favorite:: Whiney fagbar piss music
How many CD's do you have:: like 2.
Last CD you bought:: I haven't bought a CD in a long time, but my shorty gave me the new J dilla
Whats in your CD player right now:: beck
Do you download music:: never
** Favorites **
Color:: Green
Number:: dos.
Season:: Autumn. Please do not call it fall, it's to beautiful for that.
Ice cream:: One scoop double fudge brownie, one scoop peanut butter.
Website:: Mullethunters.com
Quote:: "Razzle dazzle sparkle puff"
Store:: Trader Joe's
Band:: Coldplay
Singer:: Bjork
Rapper:: Rochelle(stl luv)
Group:: ujn (when they were around).
Song:: see profile for current favorites.
Movie:: Waiting For Guffman "Nothing ever happens on Mars.
Actor:: Peter Ssssssaaarrrrrsgaaarrrrrd
Actress:: Parker Posey
Kind of movies:: Comedy
Place to be:: Underwater.
Time of day:: Partytime :)
Clothing Brand:: I'm not a label whore.
Animal:: Turtle
Food:: PB&J
Holiday:: Halloween
Shape:: Rhombus
Restaraunt:: Wasabi...I love sushi.
Fast food place:: Jimmy Johns
Boy's name:: Hello, Justin.
Girl's name:: Ryan Elizabeth
Word:: Word.
Month:: October
Candy:: Green M&M's
** love and relationships **
Sexual Preference:: Homo erectus
Boyfriend or Girlfriend:: Jonathan :)
Crush:: Orange, with eyeliner
Do you believe in love at first sight:: Yes, and I also believe in love at first touch for the blind.
What do you look for in a guy/girl:: someone who can make me laugh.
Best physical feature:: I have this thing for noses, I know it's wierd.
Best hair color:: Goat hair
Best eye color:: Blue like Jonathan's
** randoms **
Do you paint your nails:: Nope, never.
What color is your tooth brush:: green&white
What's on your desktop:: icons
Do you like roller coasters:: Best inventions in the world.
Do you do drugs:: That shit makes ya paranoid.
Are you a virgin:: My Gramma thinks so( wink, wink, nudge, nudge.)
Do you have any pets:: RoscoePecoTrain,that's my special boy!
What time do you go to sleep:: When my eyes get tired.
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Movies:

Altime fav? It has to be a tie between The Goonies or Labrenth.

Television:

(adult swim), The Simpsons, Stangers with Candy, Reno 911 :
You are Green Lantern Green Lantern 85% Spider-Man 80% The Flash 70% Robin 60% Iron Man 60% Catwoman 55% Batman 50% Superman 45% Wonder Woman 45% Hulk 40% Supergirl 30% Hot-headed. You have strong
will power and a good imagination.
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Books:

On the Road. One's with lots of pictures.

Heroes:

my mum. XOXO

My Blog

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