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Jen

Snakes On A Muthafuckin' Plane!!

About Me

After busting my ass for the last 3 years, I am now at the point where everything I worked for, has become a reality. I have a job that I have a passion for and enjoy, great friends and an awesome apartment, that is like living in a postcard. In my spare time I like to cook for friends, read, drive like a maniac and watch movies. I am learning how to play poker, so I can whoop some ass and win big someday. I am also learning how to sew. A lot has happened to get to where I am at and I am excited to see what lies ahead. All I have left to do now is find my perfect mate (or not) and have a baby when I am 34. (I tend to plan things way ahead of time). My clock is ticking big time. I still have 4 years to prepare :) Until then, I am going to enjoy my ultimate freedom and take advantage of new and exciting experiences.

My Interests

Cooking, cleaning and being domestic in general. I am in training to be the perfect wife. Martha Stewart can suck my ass. I enjoy chillin with my friends, watching movies and looking up nasty things online.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet people that are chill, down to earth and honest. The most important quality to me is a sense of humor. It can cure any bad situation (unless it is the week of the raging pms monster....) I enjoy kicking back, watching movies and good conversation. I am not so much into the bar scene as I feel I have outgrown it. I am old :) A woman of age.

Music:

Punk, Hardcore, Hip-Hop and Jingle Cats

Movies:

Roadside Propehts and any documentaries. I do NOT like kung-fu, the The Three Stooges or Horse Movies.

Television:

Sex and the City, Real-Sex, Sopranos, Monster House, Monster Garage, American Chopper, Discovery Channel, Trading Spaces

Books:

Anne Frank and non-fiction books. I will read just about anything. I do not like Horse books.

Heroes:

Twista!! My dad for giving me the ability to be a bitch.