Evil Juan ( Mr. Palooza ) - ProfilesArchive

About Me

What about me? Look at me i'm awesome. I also have a very wicked, dry sense of humor that shows in most things that I say and do. I'm in Denver living the dream. I am a starving artist selling my soul to the man. Actually I just sell my soul for enough beer. To be serious though, I am devestatingly handsome. It comes with the territory when you are a hot blooded spainard. Art is my main passion (although i have been a bit lazy lately)
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My Interests

Art, music, girls, drinking, ballroom dancing. I also enjoy sitting around and brooding, being dark and mysterious, and perfecting my scowl. I enjoy a good night of drunken conversation with good friends and some interesting strangers. I enjoy looking at the intese brushwork of a Picasso or a Goya, and the intense lines of a Frank Miller or Mike Mignola. I enjoy a good makeout session with a beautiful girl, and an intense lightning storm in the middle of the night. I enjoy the sound of a girls laugh, and i really enjoy when I am the one to make her laugh. I enjoy rubbing my smooth head after i shave it and contemplating what black t shirt to wear for the day
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I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet all kinds of people. One would be H.R. Giger because he is one of my favorite artists. I also think Salvador Dali Would have been fun to meet, if anything it would be great dinner conversation
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Music:

Heavy fucking metal! Lacuna Coil, Killswitch Engage, In Flames, Soilwork, Hatebreed, Amorphis, Tristainia, Trivium, Katatonia, Stabbing Westward. Sometimes when I am feeling a little gangster I like a little Snoop Dogg, and some mothufuckin Cypress Hill!

Movies:

The Crow, Ghostbusters, and Lots of porn. Also Blade, Underworld, Raising Arizona, Snatch, Sexy Beast, Waiting, Last of the Mohicans, The Burbs, Dawn of the Dead, American Psycho, Serenity, Empire Strikes Back, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, The Princess Bride, Fight Club, Seven, Sin City, Vampire Hunter D, Ninja Scroll, Desperado, Heat, Labrynth, The Dark Crystal, Super Troopers, And a shit load of other stuff that i will remember later.

Television:

Adult Swim, CSI, Lost, and Pro rasslin. Most of the stuff on Adult swim is great, my favorites are Aqua Teen Hunger Froce, Harvey Birdman, Samauri Champloo, and the Muthafuckin Boondocks. I am also a reality tv whore, I watch it all, Survivor to Real World, Amazing Race to Extreme Home Makeover. What can I say i'm a dork.

Books:

Coloring. When I run out of Crayons I enjoy Dorky Fantasy stuff by Terry Brooks, R.A. Salvatore, and George R.R. Martin. I Like to read a good biography, And lately i have been reading Neil Gaiman, and Chuck Palahniuk.

Heroes:

Captain Caveman, and those guys who founded Hooters

My Blog

Saturday?

So it's my day off and what have I done so far. Drink beer and watch that cheerleader movie "Bring It On." This leads me to 2 conclusions. 1: I'm kinda creepy. 2: I'm getting fat and ...
Posted by Evil Juan ( Mr. Palooza ) on Sat, 31 Mar 2007 02:15:00 PST

Oh Dear Lord

So, I decided to clean the bathroom tonight. Jesus fucking christ. Ok so I live with three other dudes, and we are all bachelors, and well I for one am kind of a slob. Now usually it is ju...
Posted by Evil Juan ( Mr. Palooza ) on Wed, 06 Sep 2006 09:56:00 PST

What the fuck day is it

As I sit here eating my waffles with syrup dripping in my goatee I am reminded of two things 1. I am a filthy slob. 2. Actually I don't have a number two. Anyway, last night was Benn...
Posted by Evil Juan ( Mr. Palooza ) on Sat, 02 Sep 2006 12:04:00 PST

The blog gods hate me.

I quit. Fuck all this shit. What the fuck ever.
Posted by Evil Juan ( Mr. Palooza ) on Mon, 28 Aug 2006 08:59:00 PST

The Darkside.

Well ladies and gentleman he is at it again. By he I mean Junoir, and by it I mean stupid shit. If you don't know Junior, refer to my other blogs he is all over them. So I get to wor...
Posted by Evil Juan ( Mr. Palooza ) on Thu, 03 Aug 2006 10:17:00 PST

I'm not as stupid as you look.

Well the fellas made it back from the big camping trip, and besides the small oversight of Bennett forgetting the food, they are still alive. Good because tomorrow we have to go to the Sounds of...
Posted by Evil Juan ( Mr. Palooza ) on Mon, 31 Jul 2006 10:38:00 PST

Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.

Well I made it back from Grand Juntion today and boy is my liver tired. I think the one thing that I convinced all of my former classmates of is that I am a big bald surly looking drunk. T...
Posted by Evil Juan ( Mr. Palooza ) on Thu, 20 Jul 2006 09:29:00 PST

Goddamn stupid fucking blog.

First of all this is the second time i've written this stupid shit. the first time that I went to post the shit crashed. So i've come up with some more shit to bitch about. First,&nbs...
Posted by Evil Juan ( Mr. Palooza ) on Fri, 07 Jul 2006 01:39:00 PST

Another day in the life of Evil Juan.

So.... Last weekend my roomates mom and her 11year old niece came over to our "fightclub house" for a visit. Mom Davenport is great, she is a sweet lady just like moms should be. The niece...
Posted by Evil Juan ( Mr. Palooza ) on Thu, 29 Jun 2006 03:52:00 PST

What planet do you live on?

So this guy comes into my work today and promptly starts yelling at me. Now this is nothing new as usually there is some lunatic who wants to scream at me, but this freak ...
Posted by Evil Juan ( Mr. Palooza ) on Tue, 20 Jun 2006 09:43:00 PST