Improvising like a motherbitch

About Me

They say 'Oh, can I kiss you?' I say 'No, thank you very much' That's why I've worn the hat. Goodbye. I don't want to be kissed by all and sundry. I want to be kissed by the people I love." -Isabella Blow.

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My Interests

zombies. art. emma. clementine. guilty pleasures. sleep. my bed. showers. lush. making huge posters. music videos. so fresh so clean. music. sound. stimuli. education. my phone. text messages. amusement. vegan. isms of all kinds. solitude. bagel bites. hot yoga!, my bicycle

I'd like to meet:

Zoe Bell. Danny Trejo.

Music:

of the devil.

Movies:

Dune, Eternal Sunshine, Wayne's World. Hitchhiker's Guide, Amelie, Juno, 300, Double Dare, GrindHouse, Zoolander, 40 Year Old Virgin, Children of Men, Mamma Mia!, Grandma's Boy, Soylent Green, Gigi (not Gigli), Closer, Garden State, Spellbound...Lost In Translation...Champion...porn...other stuff, you know.

Television:

Arrested Development, Dark Shadows, The Flintstones, The Mighty Boosh

Books:

...The Story of O, Cat's Cradle, Sons and Lovers, Black Like Me, The Red Tent, Wicked, Franny and Zooey, The Fountainhead....The Claiming of Sleeping Beauty right now...I am Legend.........
I have too many. Just ask me.

Heroes:

Floria Sigismondi, Danny Trejo

My Blog

Big Freedom needs big pics

Please be advised: This may take forever to load. Pictures from Holly's house on the 4th of July. I think that's it. If I forgot any pictures I'll post them later. This sh...
Posted by Improvising like a motherbitch on Sun, 08 Jul 2007 03:58:00 PST

Turkey my ass.

My Thanksgiving with a stomach ache, then crying like a bitch from my stomach ache, and then puking. vomit. vomit. vomit. I vomited so hard I gave myself a headache. Slept until 12.30. Went to my gran...
Posted by Improvising like a motherbitch on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 01:07:00 PST

Lizzie the Lezzie (or HighLights less popular game Count the Orbs)

So I went to Lizzie Borden's house on sunday. We took a bunch of pictures. Hence my first ever real live photoblog. Um, those fucking circles in the pictures aren't dust, they're motherfucking orbs be...
Posted by Improvising like a motherbitch on Tue, 07 Nov 2006 08:37:00 PST

ACHTUNG!

Dear attitude-laden boy in the green, beaten station wagon- Please remember that when you nearly rear-end me at 40mph on HWY 99, it's you who is the shitty, douchebag driver, not me. Obviously I wa...
Posted by Improvising like a motherbitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yes. The answer is yes.

As a matter of fact, I CAN hold a beer bottle between my boobs. Yes, I can also drink out of it at the same time. I know. Don't be too jealous.
Posted by Improvising like a motherbitch on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST