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Johnny

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About Me

Guess what, I'm the last person who should talk about me.

I don't like people,

I hate everything related to arts,

hate music,

don't like going to the theater and surely don't like acting.

I hate writing,

never read a book in my life,

abominate playing music,

I'm one lousy excuse for a dj,

I don't have any friends because I hate them and I think everyone's a moron... me included.

There you are, that wasn't so bad after all!

My Interests

Mental masturbation,

driving really slow on highways,

eating popcorns cooked two weeks before,

watching soap operas,

helping my mother in her christian group,

kicking scouts while they help old ladies cross the street - and then help myself cross the street after being beaten by the old lady.

I also like singing out of tone in karaoke,

running to get to the bus (yes, I actually get late on purpose),

playing sexist computer games,

drawing grotesque pictures of my soul in little pieces of paper (or post-its...).

More basic , sometimes essential interests:

drinking a coffee each morning,

taking a bath at least once a week,

floss,

wash my teeth,

get an hair cut, you know basic stuff...

I'd like to meet:

God!

I have some interesting things to say and an enormous list of complaints. I don't like Your work so if You're on MySpace answer my e-mails or my e-calls, I'm tired of talking to the voice-mail - I don't know why some "entities" have a mobile phone if They don't answer the calls.
Jesus! How annoying.

Now seriously, if you want to add me, you have to know my e-mail or read my profile which you are doing right now! Congratulations! My secret last name is: Ireadyourprofile. Simple, hey? This message will self destruct in 5 secs... RUN!

Music:

...is my favourite drug. From the 60's Garage Rock, Psychedelic, Glam, Punk, Post Punk, No Wave, New Wave, Alternative, Indie Rock, Heavy Metal, Goth, Electro, World Music... I would marry any or everyone from the following list: Diamanda Galás, David Bowie, Patti Smith, Tom Waits, Iggy Pop, Kate Bush, Karen O, Lou Reed, Stephen Merritt, Loreena McKennitt...

Movies:

The Seventh Seal

Donnie Darko

Velvet Goldmine

Kubrick's Lolita

Russ Meyer's Vixens

Lost In Translation

Dune

Eraserhead

Wild At Heart

Blue Velvet

Shrek

Billy Elliot

Fellini's 8 1/2

Big Fish

The Life Aquatic

Freaks

Monty Python's The Meaning Of Life

The Life Of Brian

The Quest For The Holy Grail

24 Hour Party People

The Hero

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon

Television:

Youtube

Carl Sagan's Cosmos

National Geographic

Discovery Channel

Cartoon Network

Monty Python's Flying Circus

He-Man

She-Ra

Twin Peaks

Agora Escolha

Vasco Granja

1,2,3

Lexx

Xena

Green Wing

Black Books

Little Britain

Books:

Saramago,

Tolkien,

C.S.Lewis,

Pessoa,

Espanca,

Eca de Queiroz,

Lobo Antunes,

Plato,

Weis And Hickman,

Wilde,

Gil,

Neruda,

Poe,

Lovecraft,

Byron,

Blake,

Le Guin,

Palahniuk,

Stig Dagerman,

Balzac,

Bill Bryson,

Burroughs...

Anything I'm reading at the moment and it could be up to eight books at the same time... (showoff!)

Heroes:

he?ro/,,h??ro?/ –noun, plural -roes; also -ros. 1. a man of distinguished courage or ability, admired for his brave deeds and noble qualities. 2. a person who, in the opinion of others, has heroic qualities or has performed a heroic act and is regarded as a model or ideal: He was a local hero when he saved the drowning child. 3. the principal male character in a story, play, film, etc. 4. Classical Mythology. a. a being of godlike prowess and beneficence who often came to be honored as a divinity. b. (in the Homeric period) a warrior-chieftain of special strength, courage, or ability. c. (in later antiquity) an immortal being; demigod. 5. hero sandwich. 6. the bread or roll used in making a hero sandwich. 7. Johnny 2.5

My Blog

Talk to you later...

I'm off to London in a few hours. Don't worry if for some reason I'm not online: it just means I'm having too much fun! Talk to you later,J.
Posted by Johnny on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 03:51:00 PST

Liam Lynch podcast

Liam Lynch has a podcast with several funny episodes, containing music videos, comedy sketches, interviews... Here is the link:http://www.liamlynch.ne...
Posted by Johnny on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 10:44:00 PST

Cybernoid 2 - Theme Song Orchestrated

This is irrelevant to anyone who's not a geek but for those who are computer geeks... You may understand this. ...
Posted by Johnny on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 03:30:00 PST

Boys Dont Cry

The Cure have sold out their concert next Saturday in Portugal. For those of you like myself who are going to miss it, here are three of their best songs: ...
Posted by Johnny on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:44:00 PST

New clips! New songs! New blog post! Wow...

Hope someone likes it... ...
Posted by Johnny on Wed, 05 Mar 2008 11:33:00 PST

Cyanide & Happiness 13 - Tin O Paint (Animation Flash Shorty)

After the People's Mario which I found rather amusing my life on the internet stumbled on this... It's so nonsense it's funny. OH, did I tell you I'm going to London? Well, now I did... ;)Cyanide & Ha...
Posted by Johnny on Thu, 21 Feb 2008 07:55:00 PST

The Peoples Mario

I never thought it would be possible to mix communism with Nintendo's Super Mario... Anyways, here it is, the result of that in:The People's Mario....
Posted by Johnny on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 09:42:00 PST

É a "cóltura", estúpido!

Há quanto tempo não vais a um museu?http://www.museusportugal.org/
Posted by Johnny on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 05:23:00 PST

Stephen Malkmus video clip

I might be wrong but I think this is the first video clip featuring a kitty solo... ...
Posted by Johnny on Fri, 01 Feb 2008 06:20:00 PST

Faith Fighter

Great divine game... LOLClick on the image to play it....
Posted by Johnny on Fri, 25 Jan 2008 12:15:00 PST