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Texas Pete

I don't want to sound queer or nothing, but I think unicorns kick ass!!

About Me

Its not easy being the smartest kid with down syndrome. Pete --
[noun]:

A real life muppet

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My Interests

I like oppressing people and ruling the universe. I also enjoy enslaving the population, peeking in people's windows, kicking ass, taking names, counting my chickens before they hatch but only if all my eggs are in the same baskets, and table tennis.

I'd like to meet:

People with 11 fingers...people that can lick their own backs...Chewbacca
Which Star Wars Character Are You?
Darth Sidious/Emperor Palpatine
You are the controller of the entire galaxy. Your evil powers and schemes have put you in this great position. There is no one greater than you.

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Music:

I like Lawrence Welk, Eddie Murphy's "Boogie in the Butt", and Emmit Otter's Jug Band.

Movies:

I like Road House, Next of Kin, Point Break, Ghost, and Dirty Dancing.Oh yeah, I also really like porn.

Television:

I like anything that features Patrick Swayze, the big shiny object show, and Full House.

Books:

I like Mein Kampf, and Horton Hears a Who.

Heroes:

My heroes are Scott Baio, Bob Ross, and Me.

My Blog

Now 7am and I’m still awake

It is 7am.I am the only one left. I have actually just finished this long ass blog about ... well God knows what. I hit the wrong button and it all got erased. I wrote about everything from Islam to M...
Posted by Texas Pete on Sat, 27 Oct 2007 04:26:00 PST

Drunken theories #1

Okay. So it is 5:21 in the morning right now and I'm drunk. I am watching VH1 and they are playing old heavy metal videos. The thing that comes to mind right now is what the hell happend to Anthrax. I...
Posted by Texas Pete on Sat, 26 May 2007 03:19:00 PST

I hate hippies!!!

I've been thinking it over and this is why I hate hippies. Back in the sixties a bunch of people got together and decided that it was up to them to change the world. Now everything is PC. The bad thin...
Posted by Texas Pete on Fri, 26 Jan 2007 01:32:00 PST