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TamaraRhymesWithCamera

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

TruckerMouth-Pirate-Like-Man-Handler:MEETS:Suzie-Homemaker:A LA:Mustang Sally! ...Moved to London from the streets of San Francisco...By way of 'hell with the lid on' (better known as Pittsburgh)...Via the dirty south of Texas...Straight outta Breezewood - Pennsylvania's biggest Turnpike Exit.This is My Dad circa early 80's...That's his Chevelle in the background...And that - is the trailer I grew up in. So don't front = I AM the O.G. Trailer Trash ;)This is the lil' shin-dig I host the LAST THURSDAY of EVERY MONTH...TIME OUT LONDON SAYS: "If your barnet comes with a fire warning from all the hairspray and you love nothing more than a bit of cock in your rock, make a pit stop here for southern American rock'n'roll, disco funk, trailer trash beats and tight trouser sleaze from DJs on rotation including Damon Marton and Dan Foat. It's 'dirty enough to leave you feeling used...'; we love it."One of the artists I represent at Om Records - Bassnectar "Bomb the Blocks" the new single:We do hiphop too - Peep it = LadyBug Mecca "Doggstarr" on Om Hip Hop -Let's get some SHOES.BITCH...Pretty Much THE best Love Song Ever... (fucking love Slash)This is the Om Records/Pulse Radio Float at Love Parade Berlin, 2006...Yeah Baby...I'm on there, somewhere!!! 1.2 Million People - It was AMAZING.

My Interests

I collect Classic Vinyl. I love the musty smell, the artwork, the crazy stories behind albums & the liner notes...Especialy love this Early Piracy Warning:People watching, inside-jokes, exlporing my inner muscle car......Baking sweets & things with yeast, eating tacos, Tabasco Sauce, DIY'ing.

I'd like to meet:

Boys that wear pants that are flattering in the crotch-el region. People with Nunchuck skillz. MooninitesUnite.org

Music:


I like all sorts of music, and instruments (especially jazz flute), and sounds...I particularly enjoy the noise my telephone makes when I put it on the hook. I had a moment recently, with a friend...as I was pouring water from a bottle into a glass, and we both looked at the eachother and said "That's a GREAT noise..." That's music. I also like headbanging...

Movies:


CULT MOVIES

Television:

its the devil. But I do miss Aqua Teen Hunger Force, and other various Adult Swim animation-creations.

Books:

Currently on my nightstand: Easy Riders/Raging Bulls. Full of Hollywood Mentalists. Just read - "Killing Yourself to Live" by Chuck Klosterman. A man after my own heart. I'm from fucking Breezwood, PA...He's from Akryon. Love the part about ripping off Columbia House, and why Bon Jovi was so important in the 80's.

Heroes:

-Finding little bird feathers inside my box of free-range eggs...Its like, the hen was all like 'what's up girl...you know i love you...' -Boys that put the toilet seat down. -Handle-Bar Moustache Wearing Freaks of Nature -People that Keep it Real, Raw, and Dirty. -The bartender that can make a GOOD BLOODY. -Old ladies that wear curlers in their hair & have moustaches. -Cab drivers that know where they are going without your help.that is all.

My Blog

I saw Jesus at 333...

I thought Jesus-Freaks were a thing that I left behind in America, floating along the bible belt & living next-door to my parents in Pennsylvania. Parked behind gas station counters, staring condescen...
Posted by TamaraRhymesWithCamera on Sun, 20 May 2007 03:51:00 PST

BrokenToeBlog

So...I get out of the shower last night, walk into my room, and stubbed the SHIT out of my toe. FUCKING HURT. Went out, limping...shoe selection was quite limited. Woke up: And realized my toe is BROK...
Posted by TamaraRhymesWithCamera on Fri, 13 Oct 2006 08:49:00 PST

Tortured Soul wrap up....Fabric on Saturday!!

Went to see Tortured Soul (for the 3rd time) last night at Jazz Cafe London (Great venue! www.JazzCafe.co.uk) If You have yet to see these guys live, DO IT! Their live show is amazing...flawless...The...
Posted by TamaraRhymesWithCamera on Wed, 03 May 2006 03:51:00 PST

Pacha - Ibiza, Policia Nacional...Here I come Barcelona!

Just back from a 4 day stint in Ibiza...Checking out the island for opportunities this summer for Om with Om partner in crime, Charlotte... Couple irons in the fire...Went to Aura, Guarana, Bambu...
Posted by TamaraRhymesWithCamera on Wed, 26 Apr 2006 12:46:00 PST

sadomasochism on the telly...and plans for easter weekend.

Wow. TV in the UK is pretty with it. I have seen approximately 10.3 penis's, 15 pairs of boobs, and 12 asses since I've been here, and I'm barely even looking at the tube. I just watched a documentary...
Posted by TamaraRhymesWithCamera on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 04:43:00 PST

I saw Chantelle today in Oxford Circus...

Like, ohmygawd, I saw the (fake) UK Celebrity Big Brother winner, Chantelle today...she was out gallavanting on Oxford Circus, with about 4 other little girls that look just like her...She had ha...
Posted by TamaraRhymesWithCamera on Mon, 10 Apr 2006 02:13:00 PST

Montezuma's Revenge...& Oasis?!?! Eff Mexican Agua.

Ok, so FIRST of all...flying from Miami WMC to Mexico for business, and then trying to fly from there to LONDON to LIVE!!! Don't ever try it...I haven't decompressed from the insanity that is Miami ye...
Posted by TamaraRhymesWithCamera on Tue, 04 Apr 2006 08:24:00 PST

Calling Industry Peeps: Moving to London!

Hey there People... So - moving to London on April 1st, to set up an Om Summer Office! Will be there until September or October...I'm looking for FRIENDS IN INDUSTRY to connect with while there: Prom...
Posted by TamaraRhymesWithCamera on Fri, 24 Feb 2006 11:54:00 PST