PhilcoreTheLoud Laughs At Your Pain

I'm so metal, when I get up in the morning and my feet hit the ground, Satan shudders and says "Oh shit, he's awake!"

This is how I'd describe my life: I try to be as honest and as reliable as it gets, because honesty and reliability are the traits of character that seem most essential to me. Show respect and you will have my respect in return. As a stranger you are automatically granted my respect until you do anything to revoke that privilege. I am not the type of person however who's respect you'd have to earn first. I like to live my life in two shifts: During one shift I can't get enough action, people, fun, parties, alcohol or none, and social contact in general. During the second shift I vitally need time for myself. I need to think and to reboot. The one thing transcending those shifts is music. Music is the air I breathe and I am trenched in it, it surrounds me constantly and when it doesn't it fills up my head. I am a really humorous guy, don't be fooled :) I don't take many things very seriously except the ones mentioned above and directly below. If you do the same we'll get along perfectly. Don't be afraid to get to know me. Hit me up, write me a message or whatever, I'm always up for anything fun. As long as it is during the first shift haha :)

I love music
alcohol
the sun
being rude to idiots
being nice and polite to friends and strangers alike
being looked up to
being one OF a million
being drunk thinking
being sober thinking
being successful
being a good man
swinging the dead
being heavy ass metal
being ignored by many
being acknowledged by the good ones
being a part of the whole
contributing to the right thing
my girl Sunny like no other
and planet caravan.

HENRY MASKE, THE GREATEST BOXER OF THE WORLD!!!

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WE NEED TO SHARE MUSIC! Show me music and I will try and show you music you don't know yet. BANDS post shit in my blog and guestbook! Get the word spread! Show other musicians your stuff! Stop the musical incest! SHARE AND EVOLVE!!!

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READ THIS:
HOW WE EAT OUR YOUNG

By Mike Patton

If music is dying, musicians are killing it. Composers are the ones decomposing it. We are as responsible as anyone--although we'd love not to admit it. We lash out at "The Industry", blaming things like corporate structure for our shitty music--but we are the ones making it. We open the box they've given us and jump in, wrap ourselves up, and even lick the stamp. Why? Insecurity--the need for acceptance--maybe even money. We're not thinking about our music, just how it looks. One would rather have the warm tongue of a critic licking his asshole than the tongue of his spouse. It gives him a sense of validity and power. He seems to defy gravity. Maybe it is because he doesn't know what the hell else to do. He sees it coming--but freezes with panic like a deer in the headlights. Don't laugh--I've done it and you probably have too. And it has undoubtedly effected out music. (But have we learned anything form it?) We know that we are mostly a lot of slobbering babies who need constant stroking. We realize also in the moral order of society, we occupy positions similar to the thief, pimp, or peeping tom. We know that even if one has the pride of a bull, it is hard enough just to remain focused in this world. It gives us milliona upon millions of images--distractions--all saying the same thing at the same time: DO NOT THINK. If your fantasy and desire give you migraines, how easy it is to forget them when there is so much to look at. Our creations die quickly when abandoned like this. Do we realize that we are eating our young? It seems the passion that moves us is accompanied by an incredible urge to squash it. It is as quick as a fucking reflex--a conditioned response. It it a sexual problem? A puritanical one? The most intense and convincing music achieves a sexual level of expression, but what we normally feel is frigidity and limpness. It is just too easy for an artist to 'socialize' his desires when life tells him cardboard is OK. You should be ashamed of yourself! What is your fucking problem? If you don't come out, sooner or later you will die in there. Use chunks of yourself. Bodily fluids. Look left and right. Sift through others' belongings. Borrow. Steal. And try to achieve some sort of pleasure while doing it. This excitement should increase and intensify when you visualize it being shared by a number of people. Think about it. If it comes from inside you, it is automatically valid--it just may or may not be good. Because if it is not communicating in some way, its pleasure is as short-lived as a quick fuck in the back room. It doesn't mean shit. The labor of many composers is to construct elaborate walls of sound--but we often forget to leave a window or door to crawl out of. ow can we survive in these clever little rooms? We must eat our creation or we will starve. At this point, we have heard what we wanted to hear--our ears have shut down. We've resigned as slaves to our own gluttony. But if we have boarded up our learning environment, our only way out is to teach what we know. Will they listen? Why should they? Because they need you as much as you need them. You can save them from being swallowed up by the world--they can save you from being swallowed up by the world. Young and old players should be seeking each other out and using each other. They should develope a healthy exchange of smut--and learn to wear each other's masks. In this kind of environment, incredible things can happen. Music can emerge that is athletic and personal. Music that is riddled with contradictions--impossibilities.

And that is the shit that can defy gravity.

(The End)

- Taken from the book Arcana: Musicians on Music, edited by John Zorn -

I'd like to meet:

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways -a glass of whiskey in one hand, microphone in the other -body thoroughly used up, totally out and screaming "WOO HOO, hell yeah! What a ride!"

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Sean Connery.

Alexi Laiho, you sexy bitch! :) Pro Pain, Mike Patton, Terry Pratchett, Jamie Jasta, Big Val :( Leonardo DaVinci, James Brown, Mr Miagi, and the true American Dad

Oh, and these guys.. Hacride, enjoy.

Music:

NO FUCKING HIP HOP RAP SHIT STOP FUCKING SENDING ME FRIEND REQUESTS WHEN YOU'RE A FUCKIN' RAPPER OR HIP HOP LABLE OR WHAT EVER!!! FUCK PEOPLE! DO I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING G-NIZZLE FO SHIZZLE??? You've gotta be shitting me!

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a

aerosmith
air
all shall perish
american head charge
at the gates
a perfect circle
avenged sevenfold

b

betzefer
biohazard
breach
brother von doom
bullet for my valentine
burning the masses
burst

c

cafe del mar
chemical brothers
children of bodom
converge
crowbar
cryptopsy
cult of luna

d

some damage plan
deflower
deftones
devildriver
disharmonic orchestra
down
DRONE
dying humanity

e

ektomorf
entombed

f

faith no more and all Mike Patton projects, preferrably Mr Bungle, Fantomas, and Tomahawk)
fear my thoughts
filter
five foot thick
from the shallows

g

godforbid
grimefield

h

hacride
hate eternal
hatebreed
[hed] P.E.
helmet
hunter/killer

i

incubus,
inferi
in flames
insane clown posse
isis

j

jamiroquai
jerry cantrell
job for a cowboy

k

killing joke
korn
koroded

l

lamb of god
law of the vital few
lo nero

m

machine head
meshuggah
meta mallorca
mindless self inudlgence
mnemic
morcheeba
mudvayne

n

nelly furtado :)
nine inch nails

o

otep
opeth

p

pantera
phnix
pro pain
purified in blood

r

raunchy
richard cheese
RSJ

s

senser
sepultura
shoemaker levy 9
six feet under
slayer
slipknot
smoke city
soilwork
soundgarden
spineshank
static-x
stone sour
stytch
superjoint ritual

t

tephra
testament
TEXTURES
the anti doctrine
the black dahlia murder
the bloodline propaganda
the dillenger escape plan
the haunted
THE OCEAN ;)
the prodigy
the told
the world we knew (DAMN :))
thoughts lost
tool
trivium

u

unearth
union underground
u.s.s.a.

v

violence :)

w

wormed

x

xavier naidoo

y

yam :) okay, now I'm just bullshitting to get at least one for each letter. To be honest, x was already a lie...

z

zita swoon (true, good during sex sometimes, if you wanna get all sensual for a change)

NOT POOPSWITCH ENGAGED, NOT SKUMDRED, NOT METALLUTSCHA, NOT RIP RAP CHOKO PAMPERS (their bassist is NOT that good, people! Der taucht nich inne Wurst)

Movies:

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300
a man apart ("Sure, I'll take you to Diablo... O-OR.. not" WHAM!) :D LOL
american psycho
a scanner darkly
aliens I-III
brick (really good movie, I can only recommend watching it!!)
boondock saints
crank
crash
the 'Cube' movies (not the black guy, the killer cube thing that... well... kills you)
all 4 'die hard's
dog soldiers
doom
feast!!! (better than I expected!)
funny games
ginger snaps 3
happy feet :D
harsh times!!! (gotta love Christian Bale)
jason x
judgement night :D (classic soundtrack)
knock around guys
last man standing
lucky number slevin
mad max ;)
meet the feebles
memento
ong-bak
pixar movies :)
reeker
requiem for a dream
running scared
shaft (damn you Christian Bale for being SO cool)
semi-pro (LOL! :D)
serenity
silent hill
smoking aces
sweeny todd
the bucket list
the godfather trilogy
the guardian (this one tore me up! AWESOME)
the prestige
the rundown (LOVE the Rock! ;D)
walking tall (...)
the warriors
TREMORS! :D
vidocq
anything with Christopher Walken, Christian Bale and/or Johnny Depp in it
some Tarantino, anything by Fincher, Burton, Kubrick, Miike, Scott, Lynch (David as well as Liam ;) ) or Zucker ;)
and SUPER TROOPERS! YOU BOYS LIKE MEXICOOOO?? WOOOOOO!!!!
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Congradulations you are Stewie. One of the best characters on the show and the crowd favorite. Because you are stewie you prob are one evil sick bastard.

Brian Griffin

100%

Stewie Griffin

100%

Chris Griffin

75%

Joe

63%

Glenn Quagmire

50%

Lois Griffin

50%

Peter Griffin

38%

Cleveland Brown

25%

Meg Griffin

13%

Television:

Usually science stuff.
Discovery Channel
National Geographic
Animal Planet
DMAX (XXP)
Phoenix, and so on
Also all kinds of sitcoms and comics and shit to entertain myself.
king of queens
family guy
malcolm in the middle
invader zim
heroes
futurama
simpsons
american dad
fairly odd parents
dexter's lab
king of the hill
scrubs
HOUSE
basically anything funny yet smart and ironic.

K1
boxing
and carnevale

OH, and pretty much ANYTHING with the MASTER of the WORLD, Gordon Ramsay!!! Especially Hell's Kitchen and Kitchen Nightmares, but I even enjoy his cook-alongs :) I LOVE that son of a bitch!

Books:

[>I haven't read any [...] books. I don't want to read books and spoil my thinking.< Bal Thackeray (Thaiboxchamp) ]

Lord Of The Rings
King's fantasy stuff, his horror books are cool (especially It, Kujo, Christine (great atmosphere), Stark - The Dark Half) , but I dig shit like the dark tower or hearts in atlantis
patrick suesskind
ken follet
die physiker rocken das haus, junge!
thomas mann is n schwuler pedo-spasti
die "kleine philosophie fÃ¼r nichtphilosophen"
shakespeare was too funny for his time, he should have lived today man, I would have loved to meet him :), same with chaucer
max frisch

I LOVE terry pratchett and douglas adams! LOVE em!

henry kuttner, and most other comedic phantasy novelists
kurt vonnegut

...i dunno. that's about it for now i guess. more tba.

Heroes:

My Parents
Gordon Ramsay :)
Douglas Adams and Terry Pratchett
Patse
the musical side of Mike Patton, I think he is an asshole tho, although I don't know. It's what I was told. So if you read this, Mike, prove me wrong or don't.
Myself sometimes
Sunny
the black dahlia murder:)
Johnny Cash

And RSJ CHECK THEM OUT!

Well and I guess Dimebag of course. It's a shame hes dead tho... At least he died the coolest death a musician could wish for. Shot several times in the face on stage by a drunk fan. Heavy Metal is weird, but he's a hero. Seemingly for a lot of people... :)
Oh and God, I guess. Coming up with such an "intelligent design" takes quite some creativity... I wish he would stop rubbing it into our faces all the time, tho. Especially since the story of how he created everything keeps changing all the time. Can't we just stick with one highly improbable story? Or none maybe?

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