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Sammy Kitten

A Sick Parody of Womanhood

About Me

I am a merry little mouse and I like to dance on stairs in windmills. I graduated from Salford University with a 2:1 in BSc Psychology (Hons) in 2007 and I'm now studying an MSc in Animal Behaviour at Man Met whilst working a mere 8 hours a week at Next. I live with my mum, my stepdad, and my fiance Sam, Tyson the dog, the cats Theakston, Squid, and Satine, the rabbits Arwen, Iorek, Alice & Baby Jeff, and my rats Clio and Eevee! My main love in the world is animals, closely followed by music. I also love the sea and the animals that live in and around it such as dolphins, whales, seahorses, fishes, and seal etc.! I support Bolton Wanderers Football Club and so spend many a Saturday drunk and shivering but that's all part of the fun, right? Not much else to say really is there? I'm a little bit on the crazy side but I try to tame it, most of the time.... ^.^
Deviant Art Account
My Journal
This says it all really;
The Airy Aquarius Character
Your Ruling Planets are Uranus & Saturn. Your Element is Air.
Aquarius THE WATER BEARER - the sign of Independence
Aquarians are visionary - they have the ability to combine ancient tradition with up to the minute thinking and ideas, they are happy with the concept of doing things very differently but also honouring the tried and trusted. Ultimately, Aquarians suspend judgment and are interested in the way the world works as an observer, an onlooker. It's no wonder that sometimes Aquarians can feel like aliens or step outside the tribe to create ideas and concepts that the rest of us will eventually catch up with, one day.
Ideal Careers
Psychologist, working with computers, communications and leading edge technology, broadcaster, inventor, political commentator, astrologer, astronomer, writer, sociologist.
Advice for Partners & Friends
A good idea - to give Aquarians some space; they are freedom loving folk and hate getting the third degree! In spite of their reputation, they are not commitment phobic and can be loyal partners, allowing you space to do your own thing too.
Not so useful - to expect an Aquarian to talk about emotions and feelings.
We love you at your Best...
When you dare to be yourself, step outside of the norm and indulge you desire to go the opposite way to everyone else. You can challenge conventional thinking and refuse to get drawn into long discussions about your feelings, but nevertheless you are still extremely sensitive - you are simply very good at using the Saturnian ability to create a cool exterior. Underneath beats a passionate heart which can sometimes extend beyond the boundaries of nearest and dearest and embrace the planet.
Humanitarian, friendly, independent, quirky, willing, progressive, an original thinker, inventive, creative, loyal, idealistic yet rational.
....Difficult to Live With!
Aquarians are very unpredictable, and will stubbornly choose to behave contrary to what is expected. It's all a game and the intention is to stay free from restriction. They neither like to be considered boring or conventional, and will delight in challenging your beliefs about who you are. If you don't share Aquarians' love of gizmos and gadgets then steer clear.

My Interests

Horse Riding, sleeping, watching tv, being generally lazy. Rats and cats. I hold a season ticket for the wonderful BWFC and I also scuba dive and ice skate and spend at least 2 days a week at the gym (when I can drag myself out of bed!)

I'd like to meet:

Mice, Noel Fielding, Matt Berry , Johnny Depp, Orlando Bloom, Zach Braff, Kirsten Dunst, Robert Webb, Dane Cook, Richard Hammond, Imogen Heap, Regina Spektor.

mp3 music codes | Regina Spektor MP3s

Music:

2Pac (seriously..), Aimee Mann, Alkaline Trio, Alanis Morissette, Aphex Twin, A Perfect Circle, Autechre, The Automatic, Biffy Clyro, Big Japan, Blink-182, Bloc Party, Boy Kill Boy, Bright Eyes, Britney Spears, Cascada, Christina Aguilera, Coldplay, CSS, Damien Rice, Death Cab For Cutie, Depeche Mode, Duran Duran, The Eagles, The Eels, Embrace, Emiliana Torrini, The Enemy, The Eurythmics, Eva Cassidy, The Faders, Feist, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Forward Russia, The Fray, Funeral For A Friend, Girls Aloud, Goo Goo Dolls, Green Day, The Guillemots, Hilary Duff, Hot Chip, Hundred Reasons, Idlewild, Imogen Heap, Jose Gonzalez, Kasabian, Kate Bush, Kate Nash, Kaiser Chiefs, Kanye West, Keane, Kelly Clarkson, The Killers, Ladytron, Madonna, Maximo Park, Metric, Michael Jackson, Massive Attack, Mediaeval Baebes, Misty's Big Adventure, Moby, My Chemical Romance, My Vitriol, Nelly Furtado, Nemo, NERD, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, No Doubt, Norah Jones, Nouvelle Vague, Outkast, Panic! At The Disco, Pendulum, The Pigeon Detectives, Pink Floyd, Placebo, The Police, The Prodigy, The Postal Service, Queen, Radiohead, Regina Spektor, REM, RHCP, Robyn, Ryan Adams, Savage Garden, Say Anything, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow Patrol, The Specials, Stabbing Westward, The Stranglers, The Sugababes, Third Eye Blind, U2, The Used, We Are Scientists, Yeah Yeah Yeahs......... any cheesy dance/pop/trance, rock, soul, funk, alternative, emo, random music genre.....

Movies:

Amelie, Beauty & The Beast, Bring It On, Elizabethtown, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Garden State, Harry Potter series, Kiki's Delivery Service, King Arthur, Lady Vengeance, The Last Kiss, The Last Samurai, Leon, Lilo & Stitch, The Little Mermaid, The Lizzie McGuire Movie, Lord Of The Rings series, Love Actually, Magnolia, Matrix series, Moulin Rouge, My Best Friend's Wedding, My Neighbour Totoro, Oldboy, Pirates of the Caribbean 1, 2, & 3, Stepmom, Vanilla Sky.

Television:

Bad Girls, Big Train, Coronation St., Diagnosis Murder, Drop Dead Gorgeous, Eastenders, E.R., Extras, Friends, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Girls In Love, Harry Hill's TV Burp, Hollyoaks, House, Little Britain, Lost, Michael Palin, The Mighty Boosh, Mock The Week, Monk, Monkey Dust, Most Haunted, Neighbours, Nevermind The Buzzcocks, Nighty Night, Peep Show, Scrubs, Sex And The City, Shirley Ghostman, Snuff Box, Spaced, Sugar Rush, That Mitchell & Webb Look, The Virgin Queen, The O.C., QI, Top Gear, Wild At Heart, and I don't mind most things involving French & Saunders. And I also watch random ITV dramas...

Books:

Harry Potter (JK Rowling), His Dark Materials (Philip Pullman), How I Live Now (Meg Rosoff), Join Me! (Danny Wallace), Just In Case (Meg Rosoff), Semi-Perfect (James Pope), Stargirl (Jerry Spinelli), The Moth Diaries (Rachel Klein), Just Listen (Sarah Dessen).

Heroes:

Cattabee.

My Blog

Because everyone seems to have one...

TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The SurveyName:Samantha Louise HoulstonBirthday:26th January 1986Birthplace:Chichester, West SussexCurrent Location:Sam's Bedroom, Bolton.Eye Color:Green/Hazel/Blue/Grey (I ki...
Posted by Sammy Kitten on Sat, 05 May 2007 07:47:00 PST

The Aquarian Woman - it's SO me

The AQUARIUS Woman But Alice had got so much into the -way of expecting nothing but out-of-the-way things to happen that it seemed quite dull and stupid for life to go on in the common way ... ...
Posted by Sammy Kitten on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 10:59:00 PST

The Emo Pic Game

The emo mania is spreading!After I broke down the Jodie barrier, I have now captured Ian, Roz, Andy, and Jonathan from Misty's. Now, if we're going to get extra points for how well-known the person is...
Posted by Sammy Kitten on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 01:48:00 PST

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mashed
Posted by Sammy Kitten on Sun, 15 Oct 2006 08:13:00 PST

Moving On Up

So I now have booked; Forward Russia The Two Faces of Mitchell and Webb Ghostrockers Ball.   w00t. Going shopping in half an hour for the most incredible shoes known to man (if they've got them i...
Posted by Sammy Kitten on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST

Getting Old/Knowing Your Limits

Last night Jodie came round and we drank some vodka and got ready to go out, and I was already feeling tipsy. This was at like 6pm and last time I'd eaten was 11.30am but we were going out for food, s...
Posted by Sammy Kitten on Fri, 01 Sep 2006 03:43:00 PST

Reasons to watch Hollyoaks

Reason # 1 ; Editors Karaoke
Posted by Sammy Kitten on Wed, 14 Jun 2006 10:58:00 PST

Cheats

I'm just posting something for the sake of it. This company misled me, they said in the email that if I accepted Kim's invitation to join, I would instantly be linked to her "and all her friends" but ...
Posted by Sammy Kitten on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST