Even though with a giant noggin like mine and what I consider to be a fairly 'unique' face, I still manage to look like half the bastarding planet apparently. Sadly most aren't overly flattering comparisons (that guy from the commitments....come on!) Anyway, I spend most of my days idly plodding on until I trip over a huge wonderful box of money that I have been passively searching for since I was eighteen. It is out there. I just need patience. Oh yeah, that is it. Note of warning, someone says "Eat your heart out." Don't. I have and it is sodding disgusting. Even for a fiver.
What a shitty 'About Me'
I think those that know me should write itGet your own free cool template at getgreatcodes.com 
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey 
Name: John 
Birthday: yup 
Birthplace: Somewhere in Manchester but I don't know exactly 
Current Location: Bolton 
Eye Color: Blue 
Hair Color: Red (well fading now so mostly blondish I suppose) 
Height: 5'9" 
Right Handed or Left Handed: Depends wha......no right handed 
Your Heritage: Celtic to the best of my Knowledge 
The Shoes You Wore Today: German Para boots 
Your Weakness: Drambuie and Meat 
Your Fears: Drambuie 
Your Perfect Pizza: steak, Crocodile steak 
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Armageddon Slap 
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ! 
Thoughts First Waking Up: Well now that is gonna need cleaning up 
Your Best Physical Feature: depends if you like long hair 
Your Bedtime: passout o'clock 
Your Most Missed Memory: Three week Canadian party 
Pepsi or Coke: Not arsed 
MacDonalds or Burger King: MacDonalds is closer 
Single or Group Dates: single....definitely 
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: hot tea 
Chocolate or Vanilla: Chocolate 
Cappuccino or Coffee: Black, so very black 
Do you Smoke: I wish I did 
Do you Swear: When needs must 
Do you Sing: Yes but don't tell anyone 
Do you Shower Daily: No choice 
Have you Been in Love: Sadly yes 
Do you want to go to College: been 
Do you want to get Married: yup 
Do you belive in yourself: If I don't then I have no idea who is on my bloody couch 
Do you get Motion Sickness: nope 
Do you think you are Attractive: Not my call 
Are you a Health Freak: ahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahhahaaa 
Do you get along with your Parents: Strangely enough with my mum and not my dad anymore 
Do you like Thunderstorms: enormously 
Do you play an Instrument: not any more 
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Doing it right now (ps. that always applies) 
In the past month have you Smoked: no 
In the past month have you been on Drugs: yes 
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope 
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: and again....nope 
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: third time lucky...nope 
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: Thankfully no 
In the past month have you been on Stage: carried one. Does that count? 
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope 
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: never have 
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Some ham from my housemate. Hee hee 
Ever been Drunk: working on it 
Ever been called a Tease: oh yes 
Ever been Beaten up: nope 
Ever Shoplifted: I must admit yes 
How do you want to Die: Never ever ever going to bloody happen, dammit 
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: see above 
What country would you most like to Visit: Antartic 
In a Boy/Girl.. 
Favourite Eye Color: Green 
Favourite Hair Color: Red 
Short or Long Hair: Long 
Height: meh 
Weight: you can have a favourite weight? 
Best Clothing Style: Appropriate (cheating huh) 
Number of Drugs I have taken: just one 
Number of CDs I own: millions 
Number of Piercings: none but me pumper 
Number of Tattoos: none 
Number of things in my Past I Regret: today or ever? 
 CREATE YOUR OWN! - or - GET PAID TO TAKE SURVEYS!
            
        