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Jacqueline

I am here for Friends and Networking

About Me

I love yadda yadda yadda. and oh my god I'm going to save the world because yada yadada yiddy ya ya. and you'll totally connect with me because yippy yapapa yih yadidy-da da. I find yip didy da so super yipapa inspiring. Someday I want to save the yipas and yapipies. I live in this awesome yad yididy da. I drive a yolyo yoda didy da, but perfer to rididy da my yiddy dada didy do pah. Can't wait to middle-do diddy my tata didy da. But I guess the only thing that stands in my fippidy deedo dah diddy is my own hido feddle do di doodum. maybe I'll zipidy my flipidedle di do dum. zipiddle de do. ripidle feedum poodleli pi diddle dee dum. yih me moodle my flippedle zi midedle di do yifedle ya meydo deedler. Yippy zi zoopa dee doodle flipeadler. Yadda yi doodler zi yippy di do dum fleurdeedel. jippy jah jah fi mimi moo ya yeedle yi yo dideedle. mey moodler, mey moodlerest, mey mimideedle mer mo. bey beetlersuesome, si beetlerkaisome. Heay feedler hodinine-ney boo boodlsome bueyer bo. Yie veedler, voodler. When the timing is just right and that late-night fall air summons me, I will. Because I am wild underneath; yes, I am. wild underneath. }

My Interests

(formerly)Sleeping under tables. (formerly) Sleeping in fantastic new pajamas. (formerly) Sleeping in a trailer in my parents backyard. (currently) Homeless but sleeping in friends bed.

I'd like to meet:

My maker, Ian Curtis, and most importantly Bill W......Others include Strawberry Shortcake, Various cartoon characters with great costumes, people who kiss their cats-on the lips, those who know how to make a sourdough starter, Christine Jesperson. Pumpkin people.

Music:

Bikini Kill, Le Tigre, Mirah, Matson Jones, Tegan and Sara, The Be Good Tanyas, Blonde Redhead, The Gossip, Julie Ruin, Violent Femmes, Joy Division, Stars, India Arie, The Pixies, The Breeders, Jose Gonzalez, Yeah Yeah Yeahs

Movies:

Me, You and Everyone We Know; The Royal Tennenbaums; Bottle Rocket; I Heart Huckabees; Ma Vie en Rose; But I'm a Cheerleader

Television:

If I could be any animal, I would be a Hyena because the female hyenas have PENISES! And for these following reasons: a) Hyenas normally hunt alone and usually at night b) Spotted hyenas kill about 95% of their prey c) Its jaws are probably the most powerful, in proportion to its size, of any living mammal. d) They chase their prey until it is exhausted. Then the pack sets upon its victim and disembowels it. e) They are such proficient eaters that they can even digest the bones, horns and teeth of their prey. f) Interestingly, their excrement comes in two colors, white and brown. g) They make a maniacal laughing sound when they are attacking.

Books:

Bee Season, Manifesta, Sister Outsider, Daisy Fay and the Mircale Man, The Sirens of Titan & Mother Night are my favorite Vonneguts

Heroes:

Vladmir Leber, Audre Lorde, My Dad, Kathleen Hanna, those who live at peace

My Blog

My Website

Check out my website: www.jacquelineturgeon.com
Posted by Jacqueline on Sat, 26 Jan 2008 02:36:00 PST

Flickr

http://www.flickr.com/photos/jesuislechasseur/
Posted by Jacqueline on Thu, 05 Jul 2007 12:48:00 PST

Hot Machine

Having my windows machine implode is the one of the best things that has ever happened to me, because this new macbook is dreamy.
Posted by Jacqueline on Sun, 01 Jul 2007 05:37:00 PST

R.I.P. :Farewell, Hello.

Mr. Vonnegut:Brilliant musings and satinet words.You were more than brilliantYou were just as you wereBoth in your writings and your living.You will be missed, May your words vibrate on and on......Re...
Posted by Jacqueline on Sun, 22 Apr 2007 01:51:00 PST

I'm freaking cold

Freeze 'til You Die '06-'07 is currently in full force. With the temperature outside dropping below 0 degrees, you can be sure that the temperature inside is dropping as well: 47 degrees was our lowes...
Posted by Jacqueline on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:48:00 PST

Check out this event: Wa-who Betty Turns Two!!

Hosted By: jacqueline turgeonWhen: Tuesday Jul 11, 2006 at 7:00 PMWhere: A yard I've commandeered2012 Grove StreetBoulder, CO USDescription:jacqueline turgeon Click Here To View Event...
Posted by Jacqueline on Tue, 11 Jul 2006 10:09:00 PST

A question..

Do you value Justice higher than Mercy?
Posted by Jacqueline on Tue, 30 May 2006 12:14:00 PST

& Art

EXPERIENCE: Diluted by representations of     a self that is proper or     conforming or possibly insane Actions taken accordingly We are not eager to live FULLY  ...
Posted by Jacqueline on Fri, 07 Apr 2006 09:17:00 PST