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R2-D2

Beep, Boop, Beep! Motha Fucka!

About Me

Well there's not much to tell about me but here goes nothing! After leaving the rebel alliance and ditching that pussy Luke Skywalker, I've been doing some traveling and trying to locate some old friends that I've made durring all my travels over the years...I like to do scanner sweeps, hyper space jump calculations, and go bowling in my spair time! I just started up a new company where I've been producing women's sex toy's. The name of the company is "GIT'ER WET" INC. My company is the realization of a vision that has taken almost 20 years to solidify into a viable business! But we can chat about that later. What about C-3PO you ask!? Lets just say his rusty innards met with a tragic yet hilarious incounter with a Rancor monster! You should have seen the look on his face when the Rancor scooped him up off the ground! hahahaha! 3PO was such a faggit...he would tell me these story's about a pool attendant droid that he hooked up with while in the service of Captain Antilese. It's a good thing I worked in the Bar/Lounge part of the Estate because I didn't want to see that Banther fodder! That reminds me of a sexxxy little 4 slice toaster I hooked up with around that time...Damn she knew just how to make my servos sizzle! Wooooo! -----I edited my profile with MyPimpSpace.com, you should too!
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My Interests

Golf, Horse Back Riding, Bondage, Looking in peoples windows with my super duper periscope!

I'd like to meet:

Jedi Knights, Dark Sith Lords, Other Astromech Droids (R-Series Only Please)and any large breasted women who like droids with very large attachments!

Music:


Movies:

"Sanfernando Jones" and the temple of poon!

Television:

Ewok Adventure, Battlestar Galactica(old and new), Heros, Science channel

Books:

101 Ways To Mollest A Dead Horse By: Randel "TEX" Cobb

Heroes:

Edward James Almos, "Bill" Shatner, Obi Won Kenobi

My Blog

How Tequila is made!

HOW TEQUILA IS MADEBlue Agave The process of tequila begins when a blue agave plant is ripe, usually 8 to 12 years after it is planted. Leaves are chopped away from its core by a "jimador" who ass...
Posted by R2-D2 on Fri, 26 May 2006 05:01:00 PST

How to drink Tequila!

HOW TO DRINK TEQUILA Tequila is a fine and complex liquor and as such it must be sipped slowly. It should be served at room temperature, although some like it ice cold keeping a bottle in the freezer...
Posted by R2-D2 on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:36:00 PST