[missi murder]â„¢ [17k]

About Me

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i can make html [div] profiles and banners like nobody's business. i don't have to steal layouts--i make my own to suit my needs. if you want me to design a layout specifically for you, message me.
i'm a college student. i love english and enjoy writing essays more than anything. i'm amazing at grammar, punctuation, and spelling. [i don't capitalize letters on purpose. i'm trying to prove something to you.] i studied law this year. it's not for me. next semester i'll be leaning more toward graphic and web design.
i prefer fish and chicken to beef and pork. [i'm pollo-pescetarian.] although i'm a peta2 fan, my eating habits have more to do with steroid injections than animal cruelty.
i hate labels. this is mostly because none of them encompass their subjects 100% properly. i mean, it's hard to define yourself as "straight edge" when you're sitting next to me at the bar complaining about your probation officer, not all "emo" kids are suicidal, and "gothic" is a term that should be applied when discussing a lifestyle, not a way of dressing.
i don't think organized religion is a good idea. yes, i was raised strict catholic. no, i don't dispise it. i do believe in God, but i believe that He can hear me praying just as well from my bedroom as he can from a church full of people. my friends all have different beliefs and i respect that.
i want to talk to you. really. sometimes i get busy and can't get to my myspace mailbox as much as i should, but if you message me with something meaningful i will try to get back to you. please don't comment me with "thanks for the add" or anything along those lines. i know you can be more original than that!
[f.a.q.]
[frequently asked questions.]
please read these BEFORE messaging me!
do i know you?
if you have to ask me this, the answer is most likely "no." i do have a nice collection of photos for you to compare to your memories.
why did you add me?
oh, you know... you seemed special. [or i liked your hair.]
why do you post so many bulletins?
it's part of being a myspace whore. [see the section titled "whore stuff."]
will you whore me?
maybe. it really depends on the day. i usually only whore people with 3k+ friends. if you make me a sign, i'll whore you. [you can find my whore me code under the "whore" section.]

My Interests

[WHORE.]

[my.code.]

=click=here=to=add=her=now!=

[streetwalkers.]

yes, i am what most of you would call a "myspace whore." keep in mind that, just like the rest of you, we don't like to be stereotyped. i don't think i'm better than you. i don't think my friends are better than yours. i'm not some rich, stuck-up bitch. however, i will return your comments and messages if you make me smile. i will comment your pictures if you ask. i will w4w if you message me [mostly only 3k+]. i will help you with your html coding. i will do banners for you if you give me time. i have over 10,000 friends on myspace and i ♥ them ALL. even you haters.

I'd like to meet:

[I'VE.ALREADY.MET.HIM.]

[♥du bist mein ein und alles.♥]

[♥she kicks more ass than you.♥]

[♥my baby's mama.♥]

Music:

i really want to put a list of every single band i've ever heard of [in alphabetical order, of course] here so that you'll all understand two things: 1.]i'm "cultured," ok? and 2.]yes, i can alphabetize. be jealous.
[♥]
[musicians.i.support.]

Movies:

[♥]
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind.
donnie darko.
the boondock saints.

Television:

[♥]
court t.v..

Books:

[♥]
a day no pigs would die.
a separate peace.
lord of the flies.

Heroes:

[signs.]
-make me one.-
-make me ten.-
♥ i'll whore you. ♥

[fan.stuff.

My Blog

[it's so slow on cherry road]

still a little sad/lonely/whatever you want to call it... my brother and his wife are moving back here [from laramie, wyoming] this weekend. they have two houses: one in kearney and one in alma on the...
Posted by [missi murder]" [13k] on Sat, 20 Jan 2007 12:36:00 PST

[love like whoa]

even in canada... still the best.
Posted by [missi murder]" [13k] on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 04:07:00 PST

[what do you know?]

take my quiz now. it'll be fun. plus, you'll either realize how well you know me... or realize that we need to talk more. hearts, kisses, stars, and things. i'm off to bed. a little sad today. more t...
Posted by [missi murder]" [13k] on Tue, 16 Jan 2007 10:39:00 PST

[the stars look very different today]

i really want to watch "labyrinth," but i can't find it in our disaster of a movie collection. i also can't find my changesbowie cd. if i left it in your car, please let me know. [you could say i'm in...
Posted by [missi murder]" [13k] on Thu, 16 Nov 2006 09:36:00 PST

[hey, jealousy]

you can trust me not to thinkand not to sleep aroundand if you don't expect too much from meyou might not be let down'cause all i really want is to be with youand feel like i matter too. why, yes. yes...
Posted by [missi murder]" [13k] on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 10:57:00 PST

[i.want.you.]

i want you to read "the five people you meet in heaven" by mitch albom. i'll do the same. [let me know what you think about it.] i want to tell you...-html is difficult for me but i love it.-same with...
Posted by [missi murder]" [13k] on Sun, 12 Nov 2006 11:36:00 PST

[music v.1]

post your answers in the comment section under this blog. 1.]which band's album comes with a booklet of things to do after you die? 2.]which band's lyrics site famous icons such as tony danza, jack gi...
Posted by [missi murder]" [13k] on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 02:53:00 PST

[i'm high powered]

hahaha... so, mixed reactions today. i hate censoring myself, but this time it's for the better. if you're a real friend, you can ask. i'm so far behind in business law. i have to double up two weeks ...
Posted by [missi murder]" [13k] on Thu, 09 Nov 2006 08:58:00 PST

[about tom]

i don't hate tom of myspace. i'm just really, really upset with him right now. as you may or may not know, my myspace account was formerly myspace.com/soundtracktolife. it's been there since... oh......
Posted by [missi murder]" [13k] on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:13:00 PST