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ELISE

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About Me

I'm from Malibu but I've lived lots of places. I'm creative but I like paperwork too sometimes. I am free spirited and spontanious but not in the selfish way. I can't spell, not a huge fan of cleaning but I am organized to a OCD degree, especially my clothes and pens. I can be a bitch but I'm genuine to the bone. What you see is what you get, so stop guessing and trying to figure me out, I'm not that complicated. I am a designer, a writer, a negotiator, a proud sister, a good friend, a bad enemy, a published poet with no musical talent, I'm curious about it all, so I read a lot of books, all educational in some form. I'm spiritual and have strong beliefs and no problem speaking my mind, I do have manners. I'm a big UFC fan, chuck is my favorite, I'm a baseball fan too, I love stand up comedy, I'm afraid of the dark but not much else. I hate turtlenecks, I love beer, water and saki. I'm not a fincky eater as long as there's no mayo. I put hot sauce on everything and love my sweets. I I don't know what else....I love Blackjack and wish I could play Gin in casino's, that would be the best. I always seem to have at least two purses with me and I couldn't live without my phone, knife and eyelash curler. I'm not perfect, neither are you and that's all good. My love is unconditional if you are one of those who have it. I don't have any use for fake people so you can take your money, clout and rockstaresque ego and shove it. I'm in it to win it, the real way. I wanna be happy, truely happy what ever and where ever that is. Money doesn't buy happiness, it buys freedom if your already happy in your life and your self. I'm me.
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My Interests

Design, The Fashion Industry, Psychology, Alchemy, Elan Vital, The Philosphers Stone, The Gnostics, Divination, Quantum Physics, etc. Spending time with my Fav. People, Anything Creative, Being Spontanious, People and Places that make me Laugh, Dickie Cut Pants, wife beaters, anything with my name on it, My Penguin & the whole farmily, Tee Shirts, Jewelry, Denim, Cool fabrics, Malibu and all it has to offer, Comedy, Competition, Beer, Shock Value, Pictures-all aspects: Taking them, Having them taken of Me and just plain having them. Magazines of all kinds so I can rip the pages out. Oh.... and reaching my goals if that's humanly possible. That's Really, Really Important!

I'd like to meet:

People who are interesting in some way, and don't just bore the shit out of me. Someone who can take my sarcastic humor for face value and give it right back with out reading into it. No super sensative types, cause I probably won't end up your "BFF". Sorry, just not me! Although it's happend, but rarely. No one who perpetuates the sterio type and then bitches about it. Possible business associates/affiliates. Also I can't deal with people who don't have there own identity or thoughts, that does not make you cool, it makes you the person whos phone calls I avoid. No junkies please, not real into them either. Friends that are just that, no with benifits included. It would also be cool to meet Eliaphas Levi, just to see what he's really all about. A couple people on here who have become good friends and I've never even spoken to in person....you know who you are. Oh and Stephen Hawking.

Music:

The Malibu bands! Good Ole' Southern Rock, Liz Phair is awesome! Bittersweet is a new favorite, Marc Ford, The Gogo's, System, Johnny Cash, Mazzy Star, Orgy, Tom Petty, Fleetwood Mac-Stevie Nicks is so amazing! Rage, Radiohead, Supersuckers, Lynyrd Skynyrd, good GNR, Dragpipe, The Eurythmics, Godsmack, Foo Fighters, Skunk Anise, Madonna-Gotta respect her lasting power, Metallica-I took my mom to their new years eve show @ the Hard Rock in vegas for her birthday, Snot, Shuvle, The Murder Room, Whitestarr, Big Dume- Leah's voice is unbelievable, Backbone69, Puddle, Social D, Deftones, Lady D, Shy B, Duffle Bag, 2 cents, NPL, some Beastie Boys, Sarah Murphy has such an amazing voice! Mondo Generator, Akshara. I don't know????? I just hate making these lists. I have no interest unless the singer is exceptional and I hate the whinney guy thing. I also hate it when producers ruin perfectly good music. Good music, hows that!

Movies:

Casino, Goodfellas, The Butterfly Effect, The Bone Collector, Kiss the Girls, Seven, The Life of David Gale, American History X, Lolita(the new one), Full Metal Jacket, Old School, Happy Gilmore, Just Married, Super Troopers, The 40 Year old Virgin, Basketball Diaries-(keep on trying heroin, doesn't it look fun!)

Television:

My Fair Brady- everyone watch this season starting in May on VH1! Miami Ink! Forensic Files, Psychic Detectives, FBI files, Cold Case Files, Arrested Developement, Family Guy, My name is Earl, Chris Rock's stand up comedy is great, so are the blue coller comedy tour guys. The Science Channel, Discovery channel, etc.

Books:

Educational Books, Any book that will teach me something new about my business, Motley Crue-The Dirt, Infinate Mind, The Gift, Killing Pablo, Science and the Craft, etc. and any book I'm in or have something published in.

Heroes:

LINDA SNYDER and her oddly smart daughters. No, they are EXTREAMLY smart and Beautiful. All three of them!

My Blog

A letter to Linda

This morning at 12:10am, the world lost one of the most amazing, inspirational, and loving people I have had the pleasure to have in my life. She was and always will be so beautiful inside and out tha...
Posted by ELISE on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:32:00 PST

It's Coming....It's New....It's Limited!

So I have been working my ass off on creating my new designs for both my existing lines as well as creating new ones. I"ll have picts up soon on my emwadesigns myspace page Elise Main Wearable Art as...
Posted by ELISE on Sat, 09 Sep 2006 09:52:00 PST

I'M NOT PERFECT...but I guess I'm supposed to be???

Okay, apparently I, unlike the many other people on this forum (which has now grown to be the second largest website in the world) cannot post random thoughts/bloggs on my page with out an indepth exp...
Posted by ELISE on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 03:06:00 PST

drinking, cell phones & make-up bags....

Okay, seriously... what is up with drinking, cell phones and make-up bags??? They DO NOT go well together!!!!! When ever I drink, I either end up loosing yet another make-up bag filled with my fav. s...
Posted by ELISE on Sat, 17 Jun 2006 12:31:00 PST

Elise Main Wearable Art

I just put up a page for my designs, it's pretty basic just to get something up real quick, but considering that I have been moving into my new office, hiring new staff, designing a new line, getting ...
Posted by ELISE on Mon, 08 May 2006 03:16:00 PST

My home is surrounded by 25,000 mexicans in the streets!!!!

Okay so Congress is getting ready to pass a bill that will make it a felony for any illeagle immigrant to remain in the country. Pres. George W. Bush is firmly against amnesty stateing that it is unf...
Posted by ELISE on Sat, 25 Mar 2006 03:30:00 PST

Okay, I know I'm gay, But blue is my color!

Your Power Color Is IndigoAt Your Highest:You are on a fast track to success - and others believe in you.At Your Lowest:You require a lot of attention and praise.In Love:You see people as how you want...
Posted by ELISE on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:47:00 PST

I AM VEGAS!!!!...but no walk of shame for me!

You Are Las VegasWild and uninhibited, you enjoy all of life's vices.You're a total hedonist, especially with sex, gambling, and drinking.You shine brightly every night, but you do the ultimate walk o...
Posted by ELISE on Fri, 24 Mar 2006 09:38:00 PST

Did I miss something?

WOW! When it rains it really does pour doesn't it? Ever notice that when everyhting seems to be going wrong, that some how, some one, finds a way to make it worse? It's kinda the whole kick em' whil...
Posted by ELISE on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:51:00 PST

what is your life path number?

Your Life Path Number is 9 Your purpose in life is to make the world better You are very socially conscious and a total idealist. You think there are many things wrong with the world, and you wan...
Posted by ELISE on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 07:47:00 PST