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adam aka goldie

youre so beautiful you could be a part time model.

About Me

i never half-step cuz im not a half-steppa.....

My Interests

excess. changing my music on myspace. slush puppies. missed connections. cinnamon. lucy's milk shakes. kettle one on the rocks. i find the investigation into the 9/11 terrorist attacks fascinating. watching the cool kids play dance dance revolution. live music. putt putt. bangs. the beach. dice. velour. million dollar ideas. pepe's galley on venice blvd. chocolate flavored reddi-wip. home made chocolate chip cookies. randomness. taking photos with cheap cameras.... the celts. the sox. the pats. glox. dice club. the canals. sitting in a beach chair on the sidewalk at the end of washington blvd having coffee.

I'd like to meet:

everyone. currently, im kind of curious about this jacob the jeweler guy...not in like a bi-curious sorta way, but more in like a "how do i get my ish frozen" way...lak-shme singh from npr - i like to say her name. people on my friends list who i havent met yet. girls who can make "diner" references. my dad's dad. sumner redstone. sandy koufax. jigga. charlie rose. manny ramirez. people who can share wisdom. or stock tips. or chocolate covered pretzels. smart chicks. cleopatra. eva gardner. paul newman and joanne woodward. dave chappelle. rick and dick hoyt.

Music:

the kinks, bobby digital, nice n smooth, sinatra, flaming lips, bill withers, talib kweli, james brown, randy newman, sigur ros, colin hay, leonard cohen, weekend players, jeff buckley, dre, beth orton, handsome boy modelling school, h to the izzo v to the izzay, ben lee, damien rice, isaac hayes, van morrison, david gray, mos def, pete yorn, erik b. and rakim, 70's singer/songwriter type stuff, always lookin for someone new...

Movies:

battle royale, annie hall, straight time (no, this is not a show on bravo), the big lebowski, the odd couple, dirty pretty things, rize, diner, ichi the killer, swimming pool, vanilla sky, aviator, defending your life, animal house, roger the dodger, good will hunting, rushmore, royal tenenbaums, spinal tap, babyboy, glory, true romance, flash gordon, wall street, magnolia, boogie nights, goodfellas, fight club, planes tranes and automobiles, pi, the dreamers, the comedians of comedy, pulp fiction, fast times at ridgemont high, bottle rocket, lost in translation, american beauty, groundhog day, as good as it gets, city of god, that documentary on death row records, anything where i can eat sour patch kids...

Television:

the match game, iconoclasts, st. elsewhere, the l word, simpsons, the muppets, family guy, ali g, curb your enthusiasm, greg the bunny, banzai, dinner for five, arrested developement, the state, real time with bill mahr, seinfeld, the hills, sopranos

Books:

killing yourself to live, portnoys complaint, the fountainhead, filth, the art of seduction, american psycho, sex drugs and cocoa puffs, glamorama, the four agreements

My Blog

This is awesome...

Another Spears baby is reportedly on the way  and it's not Britney's. Jamie Lynn Spears, the 16-year-old "Zoey 101" star and sister of Britney, tells OK! magazine that she's pregnant and that the fat...
Posted by adam aka goldie on Wed, 19 Dec 2007 06:04:00 PST

reason number 257 why la is far and away superior to nyc

no fucking trying to hail a fucking taxicab on a friday afternoon in the fucking rain and then have to fucking sit in fucking traffic for 2 hours just to get to the fucking airport.westside till i die...
Posted by adam aka goldie on Sat, 18 Aug 2007 06:26:00 PST

its in the stars....

....they said it, not me.  maybe theres something to astrology after all.............. Capricorn - Oh you're delightfully vague in your promises.  This pulls your subjects along, each readin...
Posted by adam aka goldie on Tue, 10 Jul 2007 11:21:00 PST

my favorite two stereotypes (in no particular order)

art snobs and body builders. as far as comedy goes, they really never let me down.      
Posted by adam aka goldie on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 11:12:00 PST

life according to hbo

rule # 314: Get to the desert, and everything will be ok. your smack addict cousin is dead.  your tv show is a hit.  you drop some peyote and bang a stripper......life is good.  who wan...
Posted by adam aka goldie on Mon, 14 May 2007 09:54:00 PST

galliano is a hack....

to all of those women whos agent provacatuer panties moisten simply from walking within a 10 mile radius of anything dior, turns out head designer john galliano is a hack just like the rest of us.&nbs...
Posted by adam aka goldie on Wed, 02 May 2007 09:44:00 PST

fat chicks and gay guys....

....on an all new american idol.  sweet.  go doolittle.
Posted by adam aka goldie on Sat, 28 Apr 2007 01:43:00 PST

def poetry jam

...is def. fuck american idol, watching carole king perform spoken word is pretty sweet.  props russ.
Posted by adam aka goldie on Fri, 09 Mar 2007 09:44:00 PST

Tom, add this to the 'myspace' suggestion box.

Please add a 'bcc' feature to Myspace.  Bcc has single handedly provided me with as many laughs as Larry David.
Posted by adam aka goldie on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:25:00 PST

If I were to curate an exhibit entitled "The Fall of the American Empire"...

I would be sure to include a room dedicated to reality television with 3 projectors showing episodes of "Cheaters", "Nanny 911" and "My Super Sweet 16" on a continual loop....
Posted by adam aka goldie on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 11:58:00 PST