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The Fuckest Uppest

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About Me


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PIXIE
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My real name is Sarah.
I'M PRETTY GREAT.
THE END
"Very amusing, could sometimes be a little racist, but its what we are all thinking anyways" **** Chris Burden on Pixie
"...crazy classic rocker chick who makes some of the strangest sounds ever to be heard in all the land" **** - ***** Jon Harding on Pixie
"Kinda round and smelly but once you get past that you realise that actually she's really small. AND I WOULD (and have)" ***** Wilson the Lorna on Pixie
"the kind of girl you trip over in the mosh pit. And then wish you hadn't. Sarah sweats music by the gallon." **** Chris D'Agorne on Pixie
"A stylistic tour de force! Sarah really helps us shine a light onto our own shallow lives. A shoe-in for the Prize!" 2 noses!? Ddyndallwd 'Tom Deery' O'Dare on Pixie
"Sarah has more PAZAZZ and KAPOW than anyone you'll ever meet. Destined to be a leader of a small cult that does nice things like ironing and feeding ducks" ***** Sam Renfrew on Pixie
"Probably the safest and most beautiful gal around. She makes you laugh as she kicks you in the teeth! Guarenteed to put a smile on your face." ***** Liz McGarry on Pixie
"Sarah hits you like a brick in the face, she'll steal your balls an take your woman, but at least she's nice about it..." ***** Paul Bishop on Pixie
"Smells funny" ***** Joe Pitt on Pixie
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My Interests

I don’t wear my safety belt, and I don’t watch my ass when I’m by myself, and I sleep like a baby with candles burning, and I skip down dark alley lots, and I don’t look both ways before I cross the street, or my heart, or my fingers.

Here is my Amazon wishlist. Gaze upon it in wonder!

I'd like to meet:


DREW.
he's my lover from across the seas.

can i be your squeeze?

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Music:


"i do usually think that what you listen to is good by default"

I LIKE MY MUSIC PLAYED AT THE APPROPRIATE LEVEL:
LOUD.


I'm never going to Reading festival again unless the lineup is pantwettingly good. 2006 was superfun but by 2007 I realised I hate all of you who go there. You are all annoying bastards. However, the music was brilliface.
2008 I'm planning on going to Field Day and Electric Picnic, plus maybe Pukkelpop.
2009 I'm planning on going to Snowbombing and Bangface, plus whatever else takes my fancy.

Movies:

donnie darko, battle royale, empire records, sin city, napoleon dynamite, anchorman: the legend of ron burgundy, amélie, a very long engagement, waynes world 1 & 2, the monty python movies, belleville rendez-vous, stand by me, scream trilogy, pleasantville, the usual suspects, the goonies, crash, star wars episode III, final destination, run lola run, city of god, little shop of horrors, fahrenheit 9/11, bowling for columbine, me without you, zoolander, shaun of the dead, hot fuzz, i heart huckabees, the breakfast club, back to the future trilogy, elephant, dancer in the dark, ichi the killer, brick, little miss sunshine, confetti...

Television:

spaced, black books, tom and jerry, home movies, garth merenghi's dark place, friends, the mighty boosh, scrubs, wonder showzen, brass eye, monty python's flying circus, comedy store, family guy, [adult swim], super robot monkey team hyper force go!, how i met your mother...p.s. HERTZFELD CARTOONS ARE AMAZING

Books:

'His Dark Materials' by Philip Pullman - YES!
'The Great Gatsby'; books about etymology, language, words...; books by A C Grayling; '1984'; 'The Color Purple'; 'Wicked'; 'One Day In The Life Of Ivan Denisovich'...

Heroes:


My Blog

oh heck! spouse application...

=NAME YO'SELF!=how old are you?=how tall are you?=name a few of your favourite films.=name a few of your favourite musicans.=if i asked you to make me a sandwich, would you whine about it or just acce...
Posted by The Fuckest Uppest on Mon, 22 May 2006 11:56:00 PST

The Ultimate Alliance Tour

Pictures from The Ultimate Alliance Tour at the Market Tavern because IT WAS AWESOME, and, y'kno, easier access for the featured.And I didn't get any of the other bands. I went to a gig before, so I o...
Posted by The Fuckest Uppest on Sun, 22 Jul 2007 04:40:00 PST

where the knocks are hardest

i'm sick of this.sick of making bad decisions. making wrong choices.i'm so clumsy in every way, it is just mentally painful. it's infuriating!i just can't hack it. i need to sort myself out. stop scre...
Posted by The Fuckest Uppest on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 08:31:00 PST

chaos

the last few days have been pretty great, for one reason or another...but now i am off to poland, to have it rubbed in my tiny face that i am not able to ski yet.w00t.i think you should all leave me m...
Posted by The Fuckest Uppest on Sat, 10 Feb 2007 05:28:00 PST

hexray

this is shit.currentlya. still brokenb. still "fragile"c. going to do shit in my examsd. don't know what i'm doinge. fading creativity.possible future1. back problems in later life 2. ovarian cancer (...
Posted by The Fuckest Uppest on Wed, 10 Jan 2007 09:51:00 PST

THE BLOOD BROTHERS

CHRIST ON A STICK. aahhhh this is beautiful!i just found out they're coming to birmingham on the 23rd of january next year!! and nobody wants to come because NOBODY likes them! some of you get into th...
Posted by The Fuckest Uppest on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:56:00 PST

g-g-g-gap year'd

hola!oh myyyy I'm so stuck about what I want to do in my gap year.I had it all figured out but now I'm blates having a complete change of heart/mind.plus I'm worried about how I'm actually going to ma...
Posted by The Fuckest Uppest on Sun, 09 Jul 2006 10:19:00 PST

i got my degree at the ministry of silly walks!

Your walk is:A Mix of Hopping, Dancing and Writhing in Pain Take this quiz at QuizGalaxy.com hahaha that quiz is so funny... xo...
Posted by The Fuckest Uppest on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 04:25:00 PST

live Fast Reaction video...

YAYAYA! i bum 'advertising' for people a bit too much. they don't even ask. i just do it. A LOT. for a range of people... it's 'cause i like them :] xo...
Posted by The Fuckest Uppest on Tue, 24 Jan 2006 07:55:00 PST

laaaalaaa, laaaaa laaa....

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Posted by The Fuckest Uppest on Wed, 18 Jan 2006 01:37:00 PST