Member Since: 4/4/2006
Band Website: floridasdying.com
Band Members: JEAN SMEGMA::vocals::her personality can be summed up on a beer coozy
MARY MAMMARY::guitar::her licks are so hot they melt the fretboard
TINA BULIMIA::bass::shes got a nice b-ass
BUNI LAMOR::::drums::shes tearing through heads...and shes got a secret!!
Influences: Teddy and the Frat Girls, Headcoatees, dicks, penetrators, Brian Costello, each other
Sounds Like: liquid shit meets obnoxious girl soundscheck it out dick face!! Jeanie & the Tits do everything right that "tough" girl-bands like The Winks (one of my least favorite bands EVER) do absolutely wrong. I could go through the checklist, but let's just make it simple by saying Jeanie and her pals are those girls who hang out on the railroad tracks drinking and smoking and fucking off and giving each other homemade tattoos. They are not mall-punk ex-cheerleader hags who curse too much and spit on purpose just to prove they're "punk rockers". Jeanie and her gang got nothing to prove. And not to say they aren't feminine, 'cuz they sure are, but you know what I mean...anyway, three songs of primo gal-trash, really hazardous and Lewd sounding, A-Side gives the finger to the sluts and the boys, without sounding like Riot Grrrl retreads or cutesy girl boppers. Excellently raunchy guitar sound and the chick playing drums is a real tough banger. The B-Side is the most though, "Brain Rot" has a dum-dum riff you could get high off of and a deadbeat demeanor that would make any number of punk losers envious. I got more than I bargained for out this one. B-Side = 2007 mixtape staple. Scum stats: 100 on blue vinyl with hand colored sleeves, the rest on grey/marble.(RK) (Florida's Dying // www.floridasdying.com)
Record Label: Floridas Dying & soon to be on LIPSTICK PICKUP
Type of Label: Major