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*Jessie McDarsin*

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥ ♥I am obessed with the color pink I live at Casa Pink I have eleven tattoos I do a dance when I change the calander page every month I remember events by what I was wearing that day I go to disneyland at least once a month I like to make holograms I have an alter ego. Her name is Miss Bump n' Grind I tend to over think things I sometimes wear cat ears I watch on average one movie a day I like jelly beans I am an extreme over packer I can be overly cranky sometimes I can't stand to have broken nails I like ghetto dance music I still sleep with a stuffed animal. His name is fimbles I call most everything "him" or "he" I always have my toe nails painted pink I don't like mud I think sleep is a waste of time I like Hello Kitty I have many pets I love to coupon shop I am a reality TV whore------------------------------------------------------- --------------------
A poem:
B is for Blonde (sometimes)
O is for "Oh GOD"
E is for Exceptionally Entertaining
M is for Manager of Mystery
P is for PINK of course
E is also for Everlasting Reel Big Fish Fan
and
R is for running off in a crazy fit
(Poem thanks to Danny Moser)
I think it's fitting----------------------------------------------------- ----------------------
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My Interests

*Roller Skatin' Diva*
*Skankin' Star*
*Dancin' Queen*
*Paul Frank is my Friend*
*Pink and Black is the best color combo*
*Tattoos and Piercings make me hottttt*
*Tall boys are ideal*
*Making/designing clothing*
*Sifl n' Olly are CRESCENT FRESH*

I'd like to meet:

The boys from Jackass (so that they can see my amazing fence {and because the are fucking awesome}) and Leonardo Dicaprio (because I am not ashamed of whispering his name)

Music:

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The Aquabats
Avenue D
The B-52s
Big D and the Kids Table
Bloc Party
The Bravery
The Busdrivers
The Cure
Death Ray
Depeche Mode
Dirty Sanchez
Duran Duran
Edna's Goldfish
The Faint
FannyPack
Fisherspooner
The Forces of Evil
The Hippos
Hot Hot Heat
The Impossibles
Jer Bear Jones
Kaiser Chiefs
Lady Tron
Let's go Bowling
Madness
The Littlest Man Band
Miss Kitten
Panic! At the Disco
Reel Big Fish
Rx Bandits
Siren Six
Skankin' Pickle
Slow Gherkin
The Specials
Streetlight Manifestio
The Toasters
W.I.T

Movies:

Alice in Wonderland
American Beauty
Best in Show
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory
Cube
Donnie Darko
Drop Dead Gorgeous
Empire Records
Fight Club
Garden State
I Jackass The Movie
Josie and the Pussycats
Jarassic Park
Mean Girls
Napoleon Dynamite
Not Another Teen Movie
Office Space
One Night At McCools
Peter Pan
Punch Drunk Love
Pyscho Beach Party
Rat Race
Shaun of the Dead
Sixteen Candles
Sleeping Beauty
Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs
Sprited Away
The Nightmare Before Christmas
The Royal Tenenbaums
Wedding Crashers
Wet Hot American Summer
White Chicks
Zoolander

Television:


If I was a southpark kid....

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Jackass
Project Runway
Nip/Tuck
Muppet Babies
Roswell
Family Guy
South Park
Reno 911
Mad Tv
Futrama
America's Next Top Model
The Apprentice
Entourage
Big Love

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk-
* Fight Club
* Survivor
* Invisible Monsters
* Choke
* Lullaby
* Fugitives And Refugees
* Diary
* Stranger Than Fiction: True Stories
* Haunted (which might be the most disgusting book I have ever read)
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Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and beyond
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The Harry Potter Series
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David Sedaris-
* Naked
* Me Talk Pretty One Day
* Dress Your Family in Corduroy and Denim
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A Series of Unfortunate Events by Lemony Snicket
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he's just not that into you by greg behrendt and liz tuccillo

Heroes:

*Greg Behrendt*

*Jane Goodall*

*"The Kid" from Bad Santa*

*Nelstar*

My Blog

Star Wars Trivial Stupidity

So, I found this poem that my friends and I wrote at some point in our youth. It's a peek into what I was like as an annoying youngin'. Enjoy...  Star Wars Trivial Stupidity  Boba Fe...
Posted by *Jessie McDarsin* on Mon, 30 Jan 2006 12:30:00 PST

Porn Name

If the saying is true and your porn name is suppose to be the first street you lived on and your middle name, mine would be........ Warwick Chestnut. I don't think it gets any worse than that.
Posted by *Jessie McDarsin* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Drugs are no good

Grrrr to Antibiotics that make me unable to sleep and feel gross.
Posted by *Jessie McDarsin* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Living like a Sim

"abbba da rabba da do" (Something about robbers.) "Su Su" (Goodbye.) *I can't stop playing*
Posted by *Jessie McDarsin* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Obessive I am....

I Just bought tickets to see Reel Big Fish 3 days in a row. I am such a tool. <3
Posted by *Jessie McDarsin* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The house is changing

First the living room..... Now the kitchen. The Kitchen is now under construction. The bunnies are in a cage. The world is upside down. 17 days to finish....
Posted by *Jessie McDarsin* on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST