Hannah

The worst thing about me is that I find myself INCREDIBLY funny and laugh at my own jokes for far longer than is deemed acceptable. I have an unhealthy fascination with my dog: HE LOOKS LIKE A TEDDY BEAR- of course I'm going to find him sexy! His name is Troy but I call him pepe la pew, or La Lu for short. I have a real stigma that people think I am stupid because I like to have a laugh at my own expense, and coincidently have blonde hair. My nickname is pants because when I was younger my Dad called me 'hants pants mc doodle dants', then 'hants pants' and 'pants' stuck. Sexy. I love my job, but don't ask me about it unless you have alot of time to spare. I can't pronounce ballerina (barreleena) or denim (dem-in). Bite me. My friends and family are very important to me and I'd say I'm a great friend to have (if a little weird and embarrassing...) I own more cosmetics and lotions and potions than Boots, and need all of them. I am a consumer driven, advertisers dream, and believe retail therapy should be available on the NHS. Clothes can make you feel great although you don't always look it..I speak from raw experience. I'm beginning to enjoy going to the gym, which is so wrong.