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...the world.
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Michael Dell Gargantude Simeon Ethel Wardski III (Or "my hero" to all who know me).
Birthday: 29/10/1984 ftw
Birthplace: St Cross Hospital (soon to be renamed "The Mike Ward Hospital"), Rugby
Current Location: A computer in Scouserpool.
Eye Color: Blue.
Hair Color: Blonde.
Height: I'm like a fish finger, but the height of a garage.
Right Handed or Left Handed: Neither, I write with curtains.
Your Heritage: Diabetes. Welsh, German, Irish, Scottish, *ahem*English*ahem*
Your Weakness: Everything.
Your Fears: Boredom.
Your Perfect Pizza: Ham, pineapple and owl beak.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: Eat the world.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: ..oo/ ftw
Thoughts First Waking Up: Who the fuck am I this time? I'm like Sam Beckett out of Quantum Leap. Last Tuesday I woke up and discovered that I was Anthony Worrall Thompson. I killed myself that afternoon.
Your Best Physical Feature: My monkey feet.
Your Bedtime: Whenever the fuck I gets tired.
Your Most Missed Memory: Most nights between 2003- the present day.
Pepsi or Coke: Smack.
MacDonalds or Burger King: Gary Linekar.
Single or Group Dates: Group, RAWR~!
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Surely real tea? Faggot.
Chocolate or Vanilla: Metropolis.
Cappuccino or Coffee: Chris DeBurgh
Do you Smoke: I smoke like the burning corpse of an Iraqi civillian killed in error.
Do you Swear: I swear more than Dr Dre when he stubs his toe whilst tripping over the cat.
Do you Sing: Like a nightingale in a blender.
Do you Shower Daily: No, sometimes I like to rub oven chips over my body. It leaves me feeling potato fresh!
Have you Been in Love: Three or four times a day, usually.
Do you want to go to College: Fuck that, students are all terrible cunts.
Do you want to get Married: I'd rather fuck handfulls of my own faeces. Maybe one day, though... I shall kill myself.
Do you belive in yourself: I can see myself, touch myself, hear myself... I MUST be real. It's just a ride, kids. NONE of it is real. None of it.
Do you get Motion Sickness:
Do you think you are Attractive: Like a magnet with a wig on.
Are you a Health Freak: No. I once went jogging, and ended up causing a motorway pile-up in which forty people were injured. The bonds caused by the disaster forged such strong bonds amongst the wounded that it led, in some cases, to marriage.
Do you get along with your Parents: Yes, they're wonderful human beings.
Do you like Thunderstorms: Loves them. I once met a thunderstorm in Slovenia. He was great fun. Bit of a racist, though. Hated white clouds.
Do you play an Instrument: Don't make the obvious masturbation joke. DON'T MAKE THE OBVIOUS MASTURBATION JOKE.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: Indeed I have. I drank three litres of cheap cider t'other night. The apples came to me in my sleep and stole the blood of their compatriots back, though.
In the past month have you Smoked: In the past few hours. Fuck the world.
In the past month have you been on Drugs: You're repeating yourself, alcohol and nicotine are drugs. Pituary retard.
In the past month have you gone on a Date: Nope. No-one wants me.
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: Mall? Oh dear. What is this, fucking Clueless?
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: No, but I ate your mother last night.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: No, but I ate your pet dog on Tuesday.
In the past month have you been on Stage: Yup. It was rubbish.
In the past month have you been Dumped: Nope, although I was thrown at some fly paper. I was stuck to the wall for days. I missed Neighbours.
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: Not exactly. I DID use Kate Moss as a Dorito, though. Dipped her in salsa and bit her fucking head off.
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: Erm... This questionaire. I rock.
Ever been Drunk: What the fuck, are you twelve?
Ever been called a Tease: My name is Mike.
Ever been Beaten up: I was once mugged by a Mexican bandit called Jorge. We ended up starting a business together, called "Mike and Jorge's Petunia Wholesalers". We were bankrupted after three minutes.
&..39;Ever Shoplifted:' I stole Aisle 7 from Morrison's in Rhyl.
How do you want to Die: Horribly.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: Just as I suspected. You're twelve. Isn't it time for your fucking nap, you little dancer?
What country would you most like to Visit: The country you live in, so I could murder you. Pedant peasant.
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: I don't like girls with eyes.
Favourite Hair Color: Bald.
Short or Long Hair: Fucking bald. Read the answers, you fucking soulless shill.
Height: Dwarves only.
Weight: Very, very, VERY fat.
Best Clothing Style: Leopard skin.
Number of Drugs I have taken: Many. Can't be arsed with a detailed list. I'm too high on crystal meth and the powdered skull of a child to care.
Number of CDs I own: Well over a thousand.
Number of Piercings: None any more.
Number of Tattoos: I have a swastika tattooed on my face, and my own name on my testicles.
Number of things in my Past I Regret: None of it, because it didn't really happen.
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