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Giddeon

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About Me

I love people and other dogs. I like to tease the cat I live with, but learned not to fuck with him too much or I'll get scratched in the face. I love going to the park at Carolina Beach, Greenfield Lake, Hugh Macrae Park, and the beach. I love my mom a little too much and insist on follwing her everywhere, even to the bathroom. I love getting canine massages from my favorite masseuse, Angela. My mom is a vet tech, and I hate the hospital she works in...I can't stand it when she goes away and I have to board there, I get very stressed out. I get pissed when people knock on the door or give attention to my cat. I'm not exactly sure of my heritage, but I know I have some pitbull in me and probably some lab. My favorite thing to do is play catch with my kongs or rummage through the trash. Last summer I was bit by a Copperhead in my backyard. My face swelled up HUGE in just a few minutes! Luckily, my mom took me right to the vet and I was back to normal in just a few days. I get yelled at daily for eating the cat's food and absolutely hate baths. People tell me I look like the RCA dog or Petey from The Little Rascals.This profile was edited with Thomas' myspace editor™ V2.5

My Interests

eating turds from the litterbox, running, jumping, acting like an idiot, chasing the cat, sleeping next to my mom every night, bones, chewies, getting loose and terrorizing the neighborhood, watching the bedroom window hoping a lizard will run across the screen and I can jump up and try to get him through the glass,eating poor frogs and toads, licking the floor, licking anything, drinking from the toilet, playing hide and seek, shitting on church lawns, chasing the birds at Greenfield Lake, embarassing my mom...I'm all about me

I'd like to meet:

Benji, Lassie, Toto, and George W Bush so I can bite his leg. I'd like to meet some hot female dogs to hump (I don't have testicles, but I still like to hump for some reason)...The Dog Whisperer can kiss my ass.
A Survey for Pets!
What type of pet are you? pitbull/ lab X???
What is your name? Giddeon
What other nicknames do you have? Gid, Giddy, Kooky, Kook de Loop, Louis, Lou-Lou,
What is your favorite treat? cow hooves
What would your owner describe you as? sweet but very stubborn
What is the funniest thing you have done? sideway glance at Ang at the Scotchman- inside joke...
What is the bravest thing you have done? I'm very good at protecting my house
Yes or No
Are you neutered? yes
Are you a social animal? I love everyone
Are you always doing something bad when nobody is looking? always
Are you friendly? extremely
Are you overweight? a little...
Do you like warm milk? I was never offered milk...
Do you eat cheese? I love all foods, I'm not a picky eater
Do you eat bugs? yes, I kill them, then roll in them, then eat them
Do you live with other animals? yes, a crazy cat named Link, I had another cat, but he passed away a few months ago :(
Do you like being in the house more than being outside? I like both, but prefer to be inside when it's raining
Do you like to exercise? I'm all about exercise
Do you like car rides? I love rides
Do you get into stuff? all the time
Do you get along with your mommy or daddy? most of the time when I'm not being bad
Do you like to swim? I like to go in, but not over my head
Do you chase laser pen dots? that's lame.
And finally, Do you love your mommy or daddy? too much...I'm a little obsessed

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Music:

Whenever I hear Outcast, I run in circles and jump in the air for some reason....the ringtones on my mom's phone make me howl like a hounddog...Snoop Dog, of course...I like the Cure when I'm in a whiny mood...I don't like very loud music, I went to my first show the other day and got kind of scared, I'm not really into live music.

Movies:

Kujo, Pet Semetary, Old Yeller, Dogs and Cats, Dogtown and Z-boys

Television:

Animal Planet rocks.

Books:

I don't read much.

Heroes:

Anyone who will feed or pet me.
Doggie quiz!!!
What's your name?? Giddeon
What's your mommy/owners name? Viola Swamp
What breed are you? Pit/ Lab X???
How much did you cost?? I was free from Animal Control...I was deserted there with my 4 sisters when I was just a baby.
What's your favorite toy? my red kong
Tap water ot bottled water? I prefer toilet water, but I'll take whatever I can get
Do you always walk or are you always carried? I am too fat to be carried
How many pounds will you weigh full grown? I'm about 55 lbs, but need to lose a few pounds...
Do you wear clothes? fuck that...
Long or short hair? I have a short 'do
Indoor or outdoor? indoor mostly
Do you sleep with your mommy or in your own bed? I sleep with my mom every night
What's your fave color? red
Do you chase cats or get along with them? I like to tease them, but am not mean to them
How old are you? (in people years) 28 yrs
Do you like to go swimming? I like to go in the water, but not necessarily swim...
Are you fixed? of course
What color are your eyes? dark brown
What color is your hair? white with a black patch over my eye
Do you get groomed? no, my mom brushes me
Are you potty trained? at 28 yrs old, I'd hope so...
How much do you bark? too much
Have you ever bit anyone? just playing
Do you believe in interbreedal mating? I wouldn't be here if not, but I think people should get their dogs spayed or neutered so there aren't as many homeless dogs like I was...
Do you like the bath or hate it? baths suck
Are you friendly with ther dogs or go you just attack? love other dogs, but I do play rough
Does your mommy/owner have a carring bag for you? no, I'm not a sissy dog
Do you do any doggie sports?? I can catch really high in the air
How cute are you from 1 to 10? my mom thinks a 10, but I've also been told I'm the ugliest dog ever :(
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