I sure do concur. |
"Real ugly girls have it tough. I feel so sorry for them sometimes. Sometimes I can't even look at them, especially if they're with some dopey guy that's telling them all about a goddam fo...
Posted by a can full of DAN on Sun, 30 Jul 2006 09:55:00 PST |
To abandon the endless, banished time warp. |
If I could only suspend the passage of time. Alas, that may never be the cast. I must profess my allegiance to the punctual time-clock of life which I am accustomed to in more ways than one....
Posted by a can full of DAN on Thu, 20 Apr 2006 04:39:00 PST |
Scenarios bequeathed within a Saturday night |
I peed in the Hudson River. I let loose and it was satisfying. It freed my soul in a sense. A part of me is floating down stream while another is entrapped.
Posted by a can full of DAN on Sun, 08 Jan 2006 09:42:00 PST |
I wish the milk man would deliver my milk |
-when I'm yawning. I wish the milk man would deliver my milk in the morning. I would like some milk from the milkmans wife's tits.
Posted by a can full of DAN on Sun, 01 Jan 2006 05:47:00 PST |
Octopuses get a bad reputation |
Octopuses get a bad rep, but think of all the instruments one could play if it ever wanted to start a band. Unless there was a bagpipe in the band - then it might just get too confused.
Posted by a can full of DAN on Fri, 02 Dec 2005 08:23:00 PST |
Senor Jones |
This is a lumber story of a man by the name of "Senor Jones". One day, I went into Senor Jones's office, and I ask him for a raise.. I said, "Senor Jones.... I'd like a raise!" Senor Jones just looked...
Posted by a can full of DAN on Mon, 07 Nov 2005 06:34:00 PST |
I JUST GO BERSERK!! |
Bernard, I want you to know that I try. When Jean and the kids at the school tell me that I'm supposed to control my violent temper, and be passive and nonviolent like they are I try, I really try. Th...
Posted by a can full of DAN on Wed, 21 Sep 2005 04:26:00 PST |
