I'm not sick, but I'm not well

About Me

I'm Mary.

I am shamelessly self-involved.
I spend hours in front of the mirror, making my hair elegantly disheveled.
Attention CREEPY OLDER MAN : don't add me.
I happen to love the rain.
I hate liars.
I'm not down with the drama. I just want to chill out and relax.
I believe I probably should have been the age I am now in the 1960's.
I'm a DJ, and I love my life. If you're a band, and I like your music, I'll play it on my show. If you suck, don't add me.

Myspace Countdown Clocks at JazzyCountdowns.com
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

A coin operated boy
He may not be real
Experienced with girls
but I know he feels
like a boy should feel
isn't that the point?
that is why I want
a coin operated boy
with his pretty coin
operated voice
Saying that he loves me,
That he's thinking of me,
straight and to the point.
That is why I want
a coin operated boy.

My Blog

The Saga Of Blood Ninja .... this shit cracks me up

Bloodninja: I lick your earlobe, and undo your watch.Sarah19fca: mmmm, okay.Bloodninja: I take yo pants off, grunting like a troll.Sarah19fca: Yeah I like it rough.Bloodninja: I smack you thick booty....
Posted by on Thu, 15 Jun 2006 19:59:00 GMT

I miss

I already miss my cousin Michelle, and she just left to go back to yonkers for the remainder of her visit. I hate that I have no family to confide in. I hate that I have to pretend to be this tough as...
Posted by on Sat, 08 Apr 2006 20:08:00 GMT