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Jimmy Mac [GO DUCKS!!!]

Ladies and Gentlemen...

About Me

Hey, how ya doin. Name's James, and sometimes Jimmy. I work under many names so you may know me best as Saint Jimmy, Jimmy Mac, Carlitos, Hyde, Iceman, Dr. Feelgood, Maverick, Ol' Kentucky Shark, Dr. Manhattan, Hendrix, etc. They all good. I'll answer to anything a freind calls me.

I was concieved in the parking lot of a Bruce Springsteen concert. True story. It was during the 1984 Born in the USA Tour. HA-Ha!

I tend to ask a a lot of questions. Can't help it. Part of the job.

I play many roles. I am a student, actor, writer, comedian, journalist, adventurer, madman and a robot. Wait. Error.

AIM- jimmymac729

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My Interests

Mi Familia, Movies, Music, TV, Comics, Videogames, Writing, Comedy (sketch, improv, stand-up, etc.), Organized Crime, Air Hockey, the finer things in life, Superheroism, Philosophy, Gambling, Wrestling (great American theater!), Superscience, Fighting, Bootlegging, Guns, Zombies, the Supernatural, Science Fiction, THE TRUTH.....

I'd like to meet:

Like-minded crazies.

Also Quinten Tarrentino, Del tha Funky Homospaien, CHAli 2na, David Eric Grohl, Will Ferrel, the late Hillel Slovak, Professor Charles Xavier, and Hitler so I can fight him.

Music:

Red Hot Chili Peppers, Foo Fighters, Jurassic 5, Oingo Boingo, Sublime, Green Day, Deltron 3030, The Strokes, The Cars, Daft Punk, Run-DMC, Journey, Outkast, Kenna, The Who, anything George Clinton is involved in, Jack Johnson, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Jefferson Airplane, CKY, The Gorillaz, The Beatles, Snoop Dogg, Kool and the Gang, No Doubt (the old stuff), MC Chris, Alien Ant Farm, Automator, Queen, Lovage, Cake, Jimmy Eat World, Tom Jones (seriously), OC Supertones, Guns n Roses, Tom Petty, Bob Marley and the Wailers, Less Than Jake, Cut Chemist, Dethklok, Papa Roach, Gnarls Barkley, Led Zeppelin, Ozomatli, Jay-Z, Styx, Blink-182, Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, Rush, Earth Wind and Fire, Andrew WK, The Go! Team, Propellerheads, Mylo, Scissor Sisters, Depeche Mode (so not gay), Chemical Brothers........It just keeps going.......

Movies:

I'm a total movie geek so here's my top 10:

10. City of God
9. The Nightmare Before Christmas
8. Boogie Nights
7. Ghostbusters
6. Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
5. Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
4. Raising Arizona
3. Airplane!
2. Aliens
1. Pulp Fiction

Fight Club, Wet Hot American Summer, Tommy Boy, Spiderman 1+2, Resevoir Dogs, X-Men 1+2, Shaun of the Dead, Kill Bill, Mallrats, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Man on the Moon, Old School, The Incredibles, Lost Boys, Rocky III, Harold and Kumar Go to White Castle, Half Baked, Spinal Tap, O Brother Where Art Thou?, Animal House, The Godfather, Closer, The Big Lebowski, Ocean's 11, Chasing Amy, Return to Oz, Wedding Crashers, too many to list...

Television:

[Adult Swim], Aqua Teen Hunger Force, The Colbert Report, The Daily Show, Venture Bros, Reno 911!, UCB, Harvey Birdman:Attorney at Law, Saturday Night Live (back when it didn't suck), Simpsons, the Drew Carey Show, Family Guy, 24, WWE, Lost, Intervention, and whatever show on the Food network that has that hot chick.

I HATE "reality" television. It basically stands for everything I could possibly hate in the television industry. It does away with writers, actors, and directors and puts all creative power into the hands of producers. Producers like reality shows because they're cheap to make. Just grab any retard off the street and stick em in front of a camera and you've basically got a reality show. I'm hoping that the reality trend will go away soon. Then again there are plenty of you dumbasses out there who "think it would be so awesome to be on Room Raiders."

Books:

I am illiterate.
I'm an avid comic book reader. I tend to vote more Marvel than DC but a good book is a good book regardless. I'm a diehard X-Men fan and I kept up on most of the X-Titles. I also like Spiderman, the Flash, Batman, Fantastic Four, Avengers, etc. I read a good deal of non-superhero comics to. Some of my all time favorite books are Frank Miller's "Sin City" series. Any other Gonzo believers out there should check out "Transmetropolitan."
My favorite "real" book of all time is "Have a Nice Day" by Mick Foley. It's the autobiography of a wrestler, a damn good wrestler, and it is written without a ghost writer. That's right, a meat bag wrestler wrote a book ALL BY HIMSELF. It's one of the funniest, most interesting things I've ever read. I'm also a huge fan of "Ender's Game" by Orson Scott Card. This book is the reason I hate Harry Potter. Imagine a futuristic socio-political Harry potter book where Earth's most brilliant children are sent to "Battle School" on a space station orbitting the planet. It's a great sci-fi military sort of tale.

Heroes:

All those who have my respect. It's not an easy thing to get.

Dr. Hunter Thompson, Phil Hartman, Ron Burgundy, Mick Foley, James Arthur Madrox, and of course the big guy himself, Batman.

My Blog

HOT FUZZ Review: Big Cops. Small Town. Moderate Violence.

"Here Come the Fuzz"   The cop movie, once a staple of American cinema, seems to have fallen by the wayside.  Every year less action-packed police thrillers are being made, and of those, ver...
Posted by Jimmy Mac [GO DUCKS!!!] on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 04:48:00 PST

WM23: ALL GROWN UP

As I type this, at roughly 4 p.m. Pacific/ 7 p.m. Atlantic, Wrestlemania 23 is beginning.  I am not watching it at the moment because none of my friends were able to be with me here at this time ...
Posted by Jimmy Mac [GO DUCKS!!!] on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 06:07:00 PST

Captain America is Dead. Looks like it's up to ME...

"Aren't you guys Cherry Spitz?" - SOME KID at the Garden Grove Comedy Festival. Tim and I were sitting in the audience on the night when we weren't performing and this young guy and some woman came u...
Posted by Jimmy Mac [GO DUCKS!!!] on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 08:28:00 PST

Could OJ Simpson Be Any Classier?

I usually don't do two COLUMN's in one week but this story came up today and I just couldn't let it slide.Could OJ Simpson be the father of Anna Nicole's baby? In a New York Post article wednesday the...
Posted by Jimmy Mac [GO DUCKS!!!] on Thu, 08 Mar 2007 12:44:00 PST

Pioneers and Patriarchs, Patriots and Matriarchs

"Mr. Ocean what we're trying to find out is was there a reason you chose to commit this crime or was there simply a reason you got caught this time?" "My wife left me.  I was upset.  I got i...
Posted by Jimmy Mac [GO DUCKS!!!] on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 09:43:00 PST

I'm Warning You Right Now, This is a Song Lyrics Post

I don't usually do this. I tend to hate blog posts that are nothing more than "Check out these song lyrics! They're neat and they really symbolize my life and blahblahblah..." I can't help but find th...
Posted by Jimmy Mac [GO DUCKS!!!] on Tue, 27 Feb 2007 04:02:00 PST

Fruity, Delicious, Fruity, Fruity Skittles

"Sleep is for fat people." --- ASSY MCGEE. I can't help but love Adult Swim's newest animated show.Today, February 20th 2007, is Kurt Cobain's 40th birthday.Check this out amigos. I'm going to actua...
Posted by Jimmy Mac [GO DUCKS!!!] on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:05:00 PST

We've All Got VD Today!

"When arrows don't penetrate, Cupid grabs the pistol." - ANDRE 3000, of Outkast.Let's see... it's 3 in the afternoon, I'm drinking a kamikazee, and there's a Camel burning at my lips. Time to write a ...
Posted by Jimmy Mac [GO DUCKS!!!] on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 03:52:00 PST

I Know I'm Only 17, But I Really Think I've Got Life Figured Out

Today was really rad.I got out of bed because I had to throw up. I'm really sick. I mean REALLY sick.I feel unusual because my antidepressants are making me hairy.I'm so stoned.Last night I had to go ...
Posted by Jimmy Mac [GO DUCKS!!!] on Sun, 11 Feb 2007 07:13:00 PST

Foxy News - Feb. 9, 2007

I was originally going to write this last night under the title "Pardon Me if I Ramble but I've Been Drinking Screwdrivers for the Past Few Hours and Smoking Weed for the Past Couple Years." Now let's...
Posted by Jimmy Mac [GO DUCKS!!!] on Fri, 09 Feb 2007 03:46:00 PST