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El Hijo del Shapiro

you are the son of the bitch

About Me

I drink protein shakes. I shave rarely. I've heard it all before.One of these days I gotta get myself organizized

Myspace Editor
Pimp MySpace

My Interests

intensity, food, relics

I'd like to meet:

bundles of sunshine and piles of pain. those who enjoy exploring their hidden demons through film. left-handed left-hemisphere thinkers. tarts.

Music:

blacula soundtrack, cathy dennis, electronic, project pat, almost blue sunshine, d.i. fm house channel

Movies:

IMMORAL TALES, tsukamoto, haneke, polanski, hi mom!, taxi driver, videodrome, american psycho, happiness, master of the flying guillotine

Television:

news, exposes, scandals, caught on camera, fighting, cable softcore, dickhouse productions, ren and stimpy, doctor who

Books:

for the relief of unbearable urges

Heroes:

henry rollins, "ravishing" rick rude, larry levan, eugene o'neill, al rosen, al goldstein, robert crumb, jesus franco, howie levman, jacob horwood, jordan dubins (mostly jordan dubins)

My Blog

Facebook loves the Bomb. MySpace PHOOEY

So I'm considering eliminating MySpace from my online exhibitionism/voyeurism outlets in favor of focusing on Facebook. This is mostly because of the lack of birthday greetings this past April 16th. A...
Posted by El Hijo del Shapiro on Wed, 02 May 2007 11:23:00 PST

Today's Hero: Al Gore

has a zinc mine on his farm's property. For $500,000 in profit, he has no problems producing massive amounts of toxic waste that have infiltrated the water and air in the surrounding area. This type o...
Posted by El Hijo del Shapiro on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 12:51:00 PST

still tasting the blood of dracula

One day the grandkids are gonna look at me and ask, "why didn't you make yourself up like a clown, too, dedushka?" and I'll tell them, "I hid my despair, like a fucking man." And they will stare in AW...
Posted by El Hijo del Shapiro on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 08:45:00 PST

Ditching this snowball

I am in a sunny getaway for an indeterminate amount of time, which is a good thing, because I am starting to hate everyone around me, and I own a leatherman and pepper spray and I watch a lot of porno...
Posted by El Hijo del Shapiro on Fri, 19 Jan 2007 08:54:00 PST

They pray for war.

Yes, all is well in their nation, this much is true. Just ask anyone, and they will smile and nod. "Every day is a blessing. There is so much to love." All races peacefully co-exist, the economy pro...
Posted by El Hijo del Shapiro on Fri, 08 Dec 2006 02:18:00 PST