My favorite war story |
Healthy releases and shit, right?
Just kidding, this story is pretty fucking funny. I roomed with my three best friends in the building of the former Baath party headquarters. That's anoth...
Posted by The Professor on Sat, 13 Oct 2007 09:53:00 PST |
While inspiration escapes me... |
Realizing that I haven't been inspired to do much of anything lately bums the shit out of me. I have the occasional random urge to write songs again but the lead-footed abortion that lives upsta...
Posted by The Professor on Wed, 10 Oct 2007 11:25:00 PST |
Sweeter than the Pimp Game |
I may not be Don "Magic" Juan but I work in the ghetto and I must get paid! That's right, squares, I rent mother fucking cars. Not cars, k-cars, automobiles or rides: mother fucking ...
Posted by The Professor on Sat, 25 Aug 2007 07:45:00 PST |
Worst Blog Ever |
The following is a list of what I believe are the worst movies ever made and what they should've been called.
1. Primevil -- Stupid Movie
2. The Libertine -- Johnny Depp Makes a Bad D...
Posted by The Professor on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 11:22:00 PST |
Payback |
Legal stuff: if you do any of this stuff, I'm not liable and you may go to jail or face penalties in civil court. The following is not an admission of guilt on my part--just some hypothetical things p...
Posted by The Professor on Thu, 30 Nov 2006 10:02:00 PST |
Romancer of the year! |
That's right, I got engaged yesterday!
Caught on Camera!
Posted by The Professor on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 07:18:00 PST |
Am I really destined for greatness or will ADD triumph in the end? |
I came to a realization while sitting on an uncomfortable painted wire-mesh bench at a laundromat this morning that I don't give my complete attention to anything. I have good ideas. I hav...
Posted by The Professor on Sat, 03 Feb 2007 11:59:00 PST |
New Legends of cRazy Bitches |
One of my best friends has a tattoo on his stomach that reads "Trust No Bitches" in gothic script. It arches from kidney to kidney across his abdomen. It has ...
Posted by The Professor on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 08:09:00 PST |
Dedication |
Robert (Bobby) Callahan
You died in Mahmoudia, Iraq last week and I don't think any of us will ever stop missing you, Bobby. When someone needed anything; be it a cigare...
Posted by The Professor on Sat, 30 Sep 2006 07:50:00 PST |
10 reasons why I'm so damn awesome |
10. I'm devilishly handsome. At least that's what mommy says.
9. I must be awesome because you're here reading 10 reasons why I'm so damn awesome.
8. I know how to do some neat...
Posted by The Professor on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 09:40:00 PST |
