♪♫ Brianna Bertino ♫♪ is almost home!! profile picture

♪♫ Brianna Bertino ♫♪ is almost home!!

Love is patient, love is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud..

About Me

I'm Brianna.I love hockey. I love the ocean. I love coffee. : ) I won't judge you, and I'll respect who you are, almost positive. Unless you do meth or something, because that's fucking disgusting.On that note, I used to do a ton of drugs, then I finally got help and stopped. So I hate drugs. They are disgusting, so please don't hang out with me if you're into dumb shit like that. I won't judge you or think you're wrong, I just don't want to be around it.But I drink.And I smoke. I love my djembes and my dog, and probably your dog.I am totally into ass to mouth. I mean rough donkey punching the whole nine yards. Please please pee on me. I hate my mom.Oh, and.. GO VEG!! Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.
Which Sublime song are you?
40 Oz. To Freedom
The answer's always waiting at the liquor store for you. A 40 oz to freedom is the only way for you to feel good, even though you feel bad. (There's like a whole one in the freezer)

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My Interests

Mild Sauce.

I'd like to meet:

A nice guy who won't give up when I don't sleep with him, will stick around,won't judge me or my decisions, and isn't full of shit.Honesty, sorry.Maybe someone that plays hockey, because that's the sexiest thing in the world.Id also like to meet girls that aren't crazy, fake, and dramatic. If you can't leave the house without your face painted on, you probably irritate me.I would also like to meet your pitbull.

Music:

Classic Rock.Reggae. Some reggae. Ok, like only Bob Marley.. Atleast I can admit it.Drum n Bass.classic rock!!

Movies:

REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM REQUIEM FOR A DREAM(and Monty Python..all)

Television:

yuckk.

Books:

East of Eden by John Steinbeck

Heroes:

1.) my cousin fanny. i've always wanted to be like her. 2.)My best friend sara. She has always been there for me. i love her like a sister, but better!! 3.) My little brother. he's the best pain in the ass a sister could ever ask for. 4.) My dad.i can talk to him about anything, and he never, ever judges me.

My Blog

i feel sort of lost right now

and  i don't exactly know what to do about it..   maybe that's not so good.
Posted by b$ on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:55:00 PST

cousin days

are so fun.   they should happen more often.   i have the best cousins ever.
Posted by b$ on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 01:53:00 PST

hmph.

1. Homosexuality is not natural, much like eyeglasses, polyester, and birth control are not natural. 2. Heterosexual marriages are valid because they produce children. Infertile couples and old people...
Posted by b$ on Fri, 05 Jan 2007 03:58:00 PST

There's only us

There's only this   Forget regret   Or life is yours to miss   No other road   No other way   No day but today           Think about that   All o...
Posted by b$ on Wed, 24 May 2006 02:09:00 PST

Life. . . . . .

So   You think, for one second, that everything is good   and then that one second bites you in the fucking ass and you have no idea how you ended up where you ended   That one second o...
Posted by b$ on Tue, 09 May 2006 11:57:00 PST

MAC Makeup...... Addict

So Andy and I calculated how much MAC makeup I have About $750 Worth of MAC makeup And I didn't even count the empty stuff Sad?? But. . . . . . You know you envy me   O_O   O_o   >_ &n...
Posted by b$ on Mon, 17 Apr 2006 03:25:00 PST

Where my ninja-ism got me now..

Well good things and bad I'm stressing about girls at work I get along with all of them and they all hate each other. Fucking drama. And me?? In the middle of it. Guys. They think that i want them or ...
Posted by b$ on Sun, 05 Mar 2006 12:56:00 PST

Hurtin' ass guys.

Story #1what fucking pisses me off about guysis that they always think that if i say "i'm not ready for a boyfriend", that just means that i totally dig them and i'm just not ready.I don't fucking wan...
Posted by b$ on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 05:33:00 PST

Having Best Friend Auditions

Story #1Okso everyone has a best friend but meso i'll have auditionsif you have time for meand if you don't already have a best friendand if you don't spend all of your time with your boyfriendand if ...
Posted by b$ on Mon, 02 Jan 2006 02:41:00 PST

Hopeless

Story # 1:So this douchebag tells me that "he loves me and he means it", then he tries to kiss my best friend. Then he says "I was testing her"   DOUBLE YOU  TEE  EFF What a nice hunk o...
Posted by b$ on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 04:59:00 PST