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Gypsy Vae

well butter my ears and call me toasty!

About Me

You wish you had pins as fit as mine haha
The androgynous look mixed with Shangri-Las inspired persona.Try it you just might buy it honey

The only way to atone for being occasionally a little over-dressed is by being always absolutely over-educated-Oscar Wilde

Gypsy Vae is a pseudonym

you dig?

“She has the sweetest little pussy..if you don’t count the teeth”

"Lower anything but your standards or your knickers."-Maxine



Sex is like a gun you aim, you shoot, you run
..

Nobody will believe that I'm really quite good at ball room dancing ;)

The ordinary will ignore Whatever they cannot explain As if nothing ever happened And everything remains the same again

My Interests


KING



"You're just a peacock without the pea"
"what? an eacock?"

We like men

I want to marry Keith Richards or someone of equal musical hierarchy.

.READ BOOKS MOFO GET YOUR SMARTZ.

MMMM Bob Dylan

men who can twiddle out amazing guitar solos effortlessly are so damn hot
Freddie Mercury minus the facial hair
Agyness Deyn my woman of the moment.She is gorgeous

bit of a cheekbone fetish
I'm truly besotted with the works of Geoff Cordner
I tend to collect hats
beeeer

" I can't even say the word, it's too early in the day to get upset." — Bon Scott (when asked about disco music)"



I'd like to meet:



I want to meet a man with the philosophies and ethics and straight forwardness of Bob Dylan, the musical genius of Frank Zappa, the junkie like proportions of Mister Wishaw and the poetic soul of Rimbaud.The dress sense of Keith Richards, the stage presence of Iggy Pop and a voice like Steven Tyler's would finish it off nicely.This man doesn't exist

Sleazy men why must you come in such delicious packaging?

Music:


Cock rock and Bitch Rock
I listen to Bob Dylan.Aerosmith.Gong and Frank Zappa most of the time.I dunno thats what Id choose blindfolded :)

Where to begin???

The stuff Im into now ranges from lee scratch perry to public image ltd to bikini kill to AC/DC.I love heaps of bands/artists it would just take forever to go through them all p.s they are all good ones though and i love to find out new stuff.Im very open minded so ask to find out! :}Electro 80's is taken in small doses.Gary Numan did one good song and I am proud to say I have heard it

Movies:


Amelie

Stoned

Perfume

Tank Girl

Devil wears Prada

Cement Garden

St Trinians
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Television:


Shameless

Modern Toss

Absolutely Fabulous

French&Saunders

PEEPSHOW

Books:

Rimbaud

LORD BYRON
Perfume,Cement Garden,Comfort of strangers,Angela's Ashes,Tis',six dinner sid,patchwork cat,the tiger who came to tea,koshka's tales.lots of books.You can never read too much.

Heroes:


I adore this tartLauras one of my hewoweens:
"i adore you more than toast mushrooms & plum tomatos. & that's alot. we were cut from the same piece of soggy card. ugly, useless and WET. but we sprinkled ourselves in pixie dust & I'd say we are now pretty fucking fabulous. & i wouldn't have youuu any otherr way. everything is irie, wofflcopter. Sing Your Life. lashings of love, Laura x "
and thats why
One rather spectacular quote from Laura :"lol i just yelled, "AND IM THE CHEST OF THE WEST!" this was following me claiming to be beast of the east.It was all rather f*cking funny at the time :)
I once claimed to have no heroes.But thats absolute bollocks.I wouldn't be the person i am today if i didnt have any.
Don and John
patti smith
kat bjelland
milla jovovich
tank girl
Yellowman
Pete Tosh
we say nice things about A.Y me and smem
I ADORE Angus Young he is just the coolest mothertrucker to hit this pathetic bloody planet since forever.I would be so chuffed to watch him play live words cannot possibly describe
Geoff Cordner David Shrigley

My Blog

Too fast for love

pfsh strings attached? Ill never tie myself down again without the promise of a house, expensive kittens and plentiful sex its quite nice not feeling guilty looking at other blokes and thinking "bet h...
Posted by Gypsy Vae on Wed, 30 Apr 2008 02:40:00 PST

I am so very cheerful

Dancing around to Zappa in my chelsea boot things and big dangly earrings. I couldnt look more stupid but im grinning my tits off anyway. who wants to go play ...
Posted by Gypsy Vae on Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:27:00 PST

I am so very bitter

Its sour in my stomach and I want to flood my face with tears but It will not happen.I feel sick.My heart is aching like a worn drum skin. I can taste nothing but sheer venom on my tongue. I think Im ...
Posted by Gypsy Vae on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 04:22:00 PST

Punk Fashion: a disheartening cash cow?

So when I was a kid I stuck a safety pin through my ear thinking I was being innovative original and it was totally my own idea.Though it became clear after listening to my first Sex Pistols album thi...
Posted by Gypsy Vae on Mon, 14 Apr 2008 08:17:00 PST

The observer becomes the observed

Whilst I maintain my difference and composure I detect the imminent exposure From people I think Im observing I think Im experiencing from and learning This is all an illusion A mere naive teenage con...
Posted by Gypsy Vae on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 03:05:00 PST

Me, Bob dylan and the field of dreams

My dream last night.I was running down a beautiful sunny field topless and no one minded and then i ran so fast i fell over and the grass was warm and felt so good and I just writhed about in this lus...
Posted by Gypsy Vae on Sat, 12 Apr 2008 05:00:00 PST

You can take all your ideas and shove them

You can go screw your poorly paid job You can shove your 9-5 ideas You cant MAKE me human You cannot draw from me blood sweat or tears I dont want your enormous tits on your cheap newspaper Or your £3...
Posted by Gypsy Vae on Mon, 31 Mar 2008 09:46:00 PST

The interview :2008

i’m here by the : stack of literature eyeing up rimbaud for bed time reading laterwhat would people say if they looked in your closet?:Oh man is this chick on drugs?Who picked out these coa...
Posted by Gypsy Vae on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:18:00 PST

dream

I was so blinded by white hot confusion I was certain I was in God’s house.Turning my face slowly to the left so my head rested on my shoulder i remembered it was just me stood cold and dripping...
Posted by Gypsy Vae on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 12:37:00 PST

Ok so Im not actually a quirk a freak or mad

Generally speaking Im actually quite normal.I'm just incredibly theatrical in a lot of things I do.I should probably channel it into something that requires physical endurance..   buuuut. Im quit...
Posted by Gypsy Vae on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 09:28:00 PST