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About Me

I'm fat, ugly and cross-eyed. Also, I'm bow-legged and have a lisp due to my 4 snaggle teeth. People often tell me that I smell like a cross between rotten bananas and gasoline. On my free time I enjoy pushing children into busy streets and hurling midgets at old people. Not sick of my lip?: WWW.XANGA.COM/MR_CALIFORNIAProfile edited with CricketSoda's Myspace Editor

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The inventor of spandex.

Music:

John Legend, Weezer, LB Dub, Sublime, UB40, Jack Johnson, Ben Harper, 2Pac, RHCP, Corinne Bailey Rae, Fiji, Z-Trip, Damien Rice, Mr. Marley, Incubus and different types of Reggae, Ska, Underground, Rock, Alternative, Classical, Rap, Hip Hop and YES!...some dirty old Country. Holler.

Television:

Television plagues the soul. I blame my corruption on that damn Scooby Doo.

Heroes:

God and April Rodriguez

My Blog

Africa

AFRICA: Unlatching the comfort of that chilled plane belt, I felt drips of a new light swarm at my feet. One noodle-like step outward and wham!...the shove of my life. That bl...
Posted by Eric on Tue, 10 Apr 2007 04:29:00 PST

summer 2006 photos

GIZAM!!!! ...
Posted by Eric on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 09:51:00 PST

Frame of Mind

Purified of expectation....the hardness of the grind....putting my hands to rest....keeping my soul in mind...FRESH...a new beginning...a new mindset...an awkward step in a forward direction...le...
Posted by Eric on Fri, 19 May 2006 06:43:00 PST

Summer UPDATE: Europe, Vegas, Nor Cal

I'm hauling my ass to Europe for FREE....At first glance this may seem like an infomercial at its finest but check this out. A baller parent of one of the kids I work with has hired me to take care of...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

PI Trip Pictures + More

I entered the motherland with some obvious reactions from the natives. I was either received as something better than I was or as the American devil. "Phillipines will kill America" the little girl sa...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An introduction

I think that self proclamation is both tedious and innevitably flawed. Whenever people try to categorize or define themselves in one way they tend to limit the range of opportunities that they have fo...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST