1. We believe Derf is the most advanced home-schooling technology available. Also, we believe all members of the Cincinnati Public School Board were home-schooled.
2. We hope to uncover the deepest levels of corruption at the World of Dinettes. There's so much they don't want us to know.
The most recent DERF HAPPY HOUR! Hardcore crunk yo. Fadeproof like back in the day...
3. We're hoping to get most paint colors renamed.
4. We'd like to reduce America's dependancy on Bass Pro Shops.
5. Hiphop tip no. 17 - Whenever you're at a loss for a hiphop quote and you feel it is affecting your street cred, say this: "The shiznits rollin' fresh yo. Elevated money playa in the house!" This will up your pimp game. Someone might then say to you, "Yo what it is dog.". You should then say in response, "Straight up." At this point your pimp game will be dope.
Meet tons of cool people in Cincinnati at awesome Derf events.
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PARTY PICTURES!
SEE NEW YEARS EVE PICS!...sent in from parties all over town.
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We love Hillary Duff's later stuff.
Our staff members are huge fans of Josh Groban's bootleg tracks.
Kelly Clarkston's angst keeps us grounded.
Presidential Candidate Mike Huckabee spits tight rhymes. Dude's a baller straight up.
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Big Momma's House 2
All Hillary Duff movies.
Throw Momma From The Train
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David Caruso, that red-headed guy on CSI Miami...the greatest actor of all time. He has such an amazing range....from pompous a-hole to arrogant f***.
We are addicted to A&E's Intervention show.
We also love all of the Proactive skin care commercials.
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Books are getting kind of old school. We recommend more television. TV shows about books are a good compromise.
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All Notary Publics - Everyday you guys put it on the line. Thanks so much for your dedicated service.
Who doesn't love Walker Texas Ranger! He keeps us all safe.
We love the guy who invented the banana holder. Remember back in the day when everyone put their bananas directly on the kitchen counter? We must have been barbarians!