THE GREATEST WOMAN I HAVE EVER KNOWN. ~03.05.07~
I LOVE AND MISS YOU SO MUCH MOM.... THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME THE GREATEST GIFT IN LIFE... YOUR LOVE.
YOU CANT HELP BUT LAUGH. COME ON ITS FUNNY
I MEAN REALLY? WHAT ELSE DO WE NEED TO SAY?
HEY D.B.! THIS IS WHAT YOU CALL BETTER THEN FRESH! ITS STRAIGHT UP PIMP!
NEED I SAY MORE! ITS JUST HOW WE ROLL!
AWW!...
BEN GOODMAN... THE LOVE OF MY LIFE... MUAH!
I MEAN... HOW COULD YOU NOT LOVE HIM. BRANDON YOUR THE SHIT!
BY FAR THE WORST PICTURE I HAVE... AND YOU KNOW WHAT .... I DONT GIVE A SHIT!
JOSH ARE YOU ALWAYS SO CUTE?
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENDS WHEN YOU HANG OUT WITH MY FRIENDS.
7 KEGS, 3,000 JELLO SHOTS, 200 PEOPLE, AND MAKING MEMORIES WITH YOUR FRIENDS.... DOES IT GET ANY BETTTER?
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dood I'm still its even hard for menti jshusyhtfwjahg I'm fukn drunk I think gsjdkhs I'm lugfing uncontollllllibly hukehu holy shiy I'm so fucd up we shuld call our rents then ur bro thn my bro jesshtukwdlauhwukenwuhifgrjq ha ha this is fun oh yeah and um drunk cuz I hate menI'm sorry you hate men, but this is just too damn funny i cant' stop laughing.
I DON'T KNOW!
Nice boobs, I mean damn my hair looks good.
Aww! I love my purse, lol and you to Trey!
THE BEST PICTURE I THINK I HAVE EVER TAKEN LOL... WHAT ABOUT CLASS ASHLEIGH? TEE HEE YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEM ME AT THE END OF THE NIGHT... OH WAIT NO ONE DID I WAS TOO BUSY THROWING UP...
NOW ALL IT NEEDS TO SAY IN THE TOP LEFT CORNER IS "COLLEGE HUMOR"
I'd like to meet:
Hum.... Pretty much any one and every one. I love having friends and I'm not really on here to find the 'love of my life' just cool new ppl. People that can deal with my weird sence of humor. Can I be serious? Of course..... How bout you start talking and I'll let you know if i want to meet you wink* wink*----- Scratch that, sort of!
Now just real quick... this was an actual message that was sent to me. God knows I can't spell for shit. However I do know how to spell the simple, normal words in life. You know, the ones you learn in elementary. If for some reason you have the urge or incapable ablity to spell such as the example your about to read, don't write me. Again this an actual email...
Wuts good wit ya sexy! dis ya boy Jay, shit I just wanted to see wut wus happenin wit you..I might not be on here by da time you get dis but reply to it anyway and I will hit you back.Well ima put it lke dis,i aint lookin for a relationship off back,but im lookin for a girl dat can be by my side while i get my shit together right fast and when da time is right,we can take it to da next level.But da female got to be sumbody sexy (like you),and real and i can trust.Dats sum real shit i just told you so thank on dat and let me know wuts hood!
Well... dis in english... is spelt t-h-i-s. Wut in english .... is spelt w-h-a-t. I mean come on guys do you really think that its attractive to show you can't spell or have any inclination of what it is to speak correctly. Oh Oh, and those of you men that are white and speak, or type this way... lol! um go get a black marker and color yourself then it might make more sence to society as well as myself. who knows you might get a clue to. Also if you see me speaking this way back in response to your email... I'M MAKING FUN OF YOU! Girls yours is easy. NO DRAMA. In which case your cool in my book. Guys I'm a pretty laid back chick, so just a few guide lines. Please, don't have a girlfriend, or a wife, or kids. I know it sounds stupid but you would be suprised. For more info. please inquire within blog at top... ;p.... AND ONE MORE THING...FOR ALL YOU FUCKING ASSES OUT THERE THAT JUST WANT TO GET IN MY PANTS GO FIND ANOTHER PAGE TO READ. THATS ALL FOR NOW. THANK YOU VERY MUCH ANNNND HAVEAGREATDAY!
Three cowboys — from Oklahoma, Arkansas, and Texas—are sitting around a
fire. The Oklahoma cowboy gloats, “Just the other day, a bull gored six
men in the corral, but I wrestled it to the ground with my hands.â€The Arkansan replies, “Oh, yeah? Yesterday a 15-foot rattler came at
me, so I grabbed it, bit its head off, and spit the poison into a
spittoon 15 yards away.â€The Texan stays quiet, slowly stirring the coals with his penis.
Music:
Love just about anything from the 80's Toadies are my favorite. Frank Senatra, INXS, AL Green, well every thing that I can understand. If its in a foreign language I have alittle trouble
Movies:
Breakfast Club, Dirty Dancing, Crash, Napolean Dynamite, Fight Club, Gone in 60 seconds, Finding Nemo, Breakfast At Tiffanys, Idenity, The Recruit, The New Guy, Saw, The Pianist, (my fav. --) Goodfellas, My Best Friends Wedding, and pretty much anything scary, makes me think, cry, has fast cars, laugh, not to mention is worth watching more then once. oh yeah and Office Space, Ice Age 2,
Television:
hum? You mean when I'm that bored, CSI, Court TV, OCC, History Channel, Everyone Loves Raymond, MTV, and if I get around to burning more brain cells I will edit it then.
Books:
Take the quiz:
what type of car are you?
Supercar
you have xpensive taste and only get the fastest and sleekest. u like goin 3 times the speed limit
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You Are Heineken
You appreciate a good beer, but you're not a snob about it.
You like your beer mild and easy to drink, so you can concentrate on being drunk.
Overall, you're a friendly drunk who's likely to buy a whole round for your friends... many times.
Sometimes you can be a bit boring when you drink. You may be prone to go on about topics no one cares about.
BORING? ARE YOU KIDDING ME? BORING NO, FUCKING WILD AND CRAZY YES! AND WHY THE HELL AM I A HEINEKEN WHEN I HAVE A DAMN CORONA IN MY HAND EVERY OTHER PICTURE? AND WHO DOESN'T GO OFF ON ANY TANGENT PERIOD WHEN THEY ARE DRUNK?
What's Your Beer Personality?
You Are a Coy Flirt!
You're not so much a flirt as the type of girl who draws flirts in
While you look like you're just relaxing, secretly you've got your game on
A little look here, a little wink there... you give men the encouragement they crave
And in return, they flirt up a storm with you - while you just sit and smile
What Kind of Flirt Are You?
Heroes:
My Family, my friends, where would I be without them?