I'm boring. Honestly a bigger bore you couldn't find. I tend to be dirty and abusive, but only to those who deserve it. I like to drink and smoke because it pokes fun at all of you pedestrians that work out so you can live to 90. I don't like the Smurfs, they are just another annoying bug. Sure they can talk and their name is their personality, but they are Communist because Papa Smurf was the only one who wears Red! I like Movies and Television because for that short amount of time I don't have to pretend to be interested in anything else anyone has to say. Sure after the movie I have to listen to your review, but as long as I ask questions you think I'm paying attention. I find people are the most fascinating. I like good grammar. The semicolon is the most misunderstood of all punctuation; I like English. My favorite word is 'juxtaposition.' My favorite two words together are 'Non Sequitur.' I think that Britain is too full of itself; I enjoy a good stream of consciousness. I'm not nearly as nasty as I appear, so being nice and polite and courteous has its advantages. I've never won a fistfight. I got my ass handed to me in the third grade. It wasn't the punches that hurt, but the bitch’s nails were really long. I believe in nothing and the goodness of man. I tend to be attracted to "damaged goods", which works for me, I like a challenge. I love girls who wear dresses. It's the way they cling. I like to ramble so you can really get my meaning. I like to say the same thing, but in a different way to see you heard me the first time. Have you been reading long enough for my song to hit the hook? Good for you; thanks for the time and energy. Hope you smiled at least once. That’s what I'm about.If you wonder where my names come from, then look towards the Hitchcock.
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