I am a supreme being. I can stop war with a blink of either eye. I have saved 743 human lives (that i know of). Babies are named after me on a daily basis. Porn stars fantisize about sex with me. I take jogs on the earths axis to ensure it continues to spin. I beat jesus in arm wrestling. I can bench press 2,000 pounds. Mirrors ejacualte when i look into them. I co-authored the Bible. I swam across the Pacific. My milkshake once brought over 200 boys to the yard. I can outdrink jack daniels, jose cuervo, and jim beam. Rain stops for me. I have 37 olympic gold medals. My ancestors invented beer. before me awesome was known as aweso. superman wears criscitello pajamas to bed
