I am a supreme being.
I can stop war with a blink of either eye.
I have saved 743 human lives (that i know of).
Babies are named after me on a daily basis.
Porn stars fantisize about sex with me.
I take jogs on the earths axis to ensure it continues to spin.
I beat jesus in arm wrestling.
I can bench press 2,000 pounds.
Mirrors ejacualte when i look into them.
I co-authored the Bible.
I swam across the Pacific.
My milkshake once brought over 200 boys to the yard.
I can outdrink jack daniels, jose cuervo, and jim beam.
Rain stops for me.
I have 37 olympic gold medals.
My ancestors invented beer.
before me awesome was known as aweso.
superman wears criscitello pajamas to bed
