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chris

Fuck you, and your friends too.

About Me

I play bass for the Southern Bastard Church (we have a myspace page,)all i want to do is play music, i live everywhere.. and moved from Mississippi in July of 2005. I used to play bass in lambotomy for 10 or 11 years or something. Music is my bitch. I treat her good. If you don't believe me, come see us play live. Check out the new SBC music on our myspace page. www.myspace.com/southernbastardchurch <

Myspace Layouts at Pimp-My-Profile.com / Neuron

My Interests

MUSIC, chicken, slayer, whiskey, beer, black sabbath, miami dolphins!! Joey Porter!!! Boston Celtics, Chicago Cubs.

I'd like to meet:

hunter s. thompson, i know he's dead, kerry king, chino, maynard, samuel jackson, dan marino, jim carrey. Yo momma. Danny Devito and a bunch of other people like Eddie Murphy, and my grandma. <

Music:

in flames, killswitch engage, nora, bleeding through, anthrax, necrophagist, slayer, deftones, fear factory, acid bath, agents of oblivion, thin lizzy, sevendust, lamb of god, scars of tommorrow, glassjaw, slipknot, old snoop, nwa, shine, a tribe called quest, old metallica, tool,darkane, lambotomy, downstares, southern bastard church, , chimaira, snot, pantera, damageplan, the haunted, mastadon, candiria, Corrosion of Conformity, 18 wheels of justice, Milo's syndicate, Bloodset Memories, Hank williams Jr, Sr. and III. Johnny Cash, Merle Haggard,

Movies:

Horror movies kick ass.

Television:

Fuck TV, unless it's sports or A&E. a>

Books:


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Heroes:

DIMEBAG DARREL,Cliff Burton, Adam D, Tom Araya, Chino Moreno, Anthrax, , maynard, bob marley,my pop, my grandpas, ohhhhhhhh and James Hetfield. Het's still the man.

My Blog

YAY

 . What am I doing? Some asshole pulled a gun on me last night. Amazing. Luckily 3 of my friends pulled up and got me out of there. Thanks Ron, Mike, and Eric. I guess that made me freak out. I'v...
Posted by chris on Sun, 14 Sep 2008 03:42:00 PST

Hiatus.

Alright, I don't know if it's the weather, but I'm feeling crazy. Every winter it seems I get down, then spring comes and I get a wild hair up my ass.  I've been in Mississippi trying to get my h...
Posted by chris on Wed, 04 Jun 2008 10:50:00 PST

Damn Hackers!!!!

So, I got hacked about 100 times. Woops. Hope everybody enjoyed those wonderful stories. Hot preggo in latex blows a horse!! Alright! I changed my password. Wish me luck. Chris.
Posted by chris on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 02:57:00 PST

Getting ready to sign that thing!!!

Ok, so we met with spare change records and the meeting went really well. We are almost done with the details, a few still need to be figured out, but I'm VERY excited about our record coming out this...
Posted by chris on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 10:13:00 PST

GONE

I'm outta here once again, see you folks on the road.        
Posted by chris on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 07:12:00 PST

AWWWWW fuck it.

Screw it, I'm going on tour. I feel like I'm cheating on my g'friend  if I don't go. All I know how to do is play guitar{bass}, both, whatever, I'll see you assholes and massholes in a few days.....
Posted by chris on Sat, 09 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

Choices.

Well, it doesn't look like I'm going to be able to tour New England this summer with my band Southern Bastard Church. I've got alot of things I need to get in order before I can go on the road again. ...
Posted by chris on Thu, 31 May 2007 12:38:00 PST

Damn.

What a week. I can honestley say this one has sucked as bad as any I can remember. That's a tongue twister............and I have no idea wtf is going on, by the way. I feel like i'm in the middle of a...
Posted by chris on Fri, 25 May 2007 07:09:00 PST

Jacktown

I'll be back in Jackson Saturday. w/Southern Bastard Church to do a benefit show for our guitar player Ian's dad, who has terminal cancer. I also found out this week that my grandfather has terminal c...
Posted by chris on Fri, 18 May 2007 11:52:00 PST

Gone to Baton Rouge!!

Ok, I'm finally leaving Ms. The guy who was supposed to fix our van fucked us over, so we have a van that doesn't run AND we're out a few hundred bucks!! The good news is, we get to LEAVE!! ...
Posted by chris on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 08:42:00 PST