I went up, down and then sideways. Next stop, punch the clown. For a long time I had my band. I loved my band. "Abductors" - that's what we were called. We threw brains at people for years. Sometimes we still play. But now I spend most all my time recording other bands in the studio. I lived in Los Angeles all my life. I lived on Pluto all my life. I work at Westbeach Recorders, Hollywood making music. I work at the center for abused corpses. Stop corpse abuse. Music, music, music.....and then I like to party naked. Naked with the robot girl. She is perfect, like robot perfect. I can deal with that, I'd always wanted a robot. I also always wanted to do magic when magic was still real. I hate writing this stuff, but right now I don't care because.......well.... I'm a dirty pirate hooker and if you’re still reading, your saying...well, what are you saying? I think out loud, and think that’s good although if I were you I'd hate it. Everything I write may be bull Sh*%, but then again.....so is writing about yourself on myspace. Maybe I'll stop, cause if I really told you what I thought you might think I'm weird....yeahhhhhhhhhhh I'm gonna have to ask you to come in on Sunday, yeeaahh, that'd be greaaaaaaaaaaat.
