Bottle of Beer

My close friends call me BOB. Get it Bottle of Beer. Anyhow, I like cold climates. Special groups, organizations or some may even call them "clinics" get together because of me. I love it when I can make your functions, holidays, IN-LAWS, or any sort of family gathering more interesting. You can always find me on sale. Certain bars, clubs or pubs have specials of me. I like going to the beach, sporting events, parties, parks and Las Vegas. I like being held and snuggling next to you. I HATE it when you stuff me with some note, throw me in some form of water mass and think that someone is really gonna find that note and write back! Plus thats littering! I like easing your pain. I love happy hour, which is basically anytime. I can make you think you're someone you're not. I'm the one that gives you the courage to dial ex-girlfriends and boyfriends late night after coming home from partying and make you express things you wouldn't say to them in person none-the-less sober, then make you forget it by morning. Well, I can actually make you forget lots of things. I'm sorry that I give you a headache, but I find it hilarious that we start all over again after its gone. Try NOT to drive or use heavy machinery when you use me because thats not cool! I give you the confidence to talk to the opposite sex that's so out of your league. Every now and then I make sex easier for you and sometimes when you use too much of me you can't perform properly. I can cause you to wake up in the morning with some stranger next to you or cause you to wake up somewhere else besides your own bed.